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# Grammys: J.Lo Somehow Whiffs Wearing Ralph & Russo
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammys-j-lo-somehow-whiffs-wearing-ralph-russo-02-2017/
- Published: 2017-02-13T18:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2017-08-04T21:32:15.000Z
- Description: Which is, frankly, tough to do.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, 2017 Grammys, Grammys, Ralph & Russo, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

"Hola lovers. It comes down to this: I am tired. I am *so* tired of people trying to out-Lopez the Lopez. I believe it is a documented fact that I invented dresses cut down to your belly button, and sparkly see-through everythings, and now everyone copies me and it makes me so *weary*, trying to think of new places to go. And so I will turn the tables, lovers. I will do what other people have done first, but better. I will Jenny up their blocks.

"First, this. It should remind you of [Heidi Klum's purple thingamy from that boring small TV awards show that nobody cares about,](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/oscars-wtf-heidi-klum-in-versace-02-2016/) except that I moved it from Pageant Town to Leg City and added a loofah, and more sex. And POOF. Game, set, and match to me, the *network* reality TV host (everyone knows that Emmys do not count [if you win them on channels that also make new versions of *Beaches*)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primetime%5FEmmy%5FAward%5Ffor%5FOutstanding%5FHost%5Ffor%5Fa%5FReality%5For%5FReality-Competition%5FProgram?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Stay tuned to see which person will get Lopezed next. I am thinking... Amal Clooney or Beyonce, because I *also* had twins first and the way they are copying me is shameless, although can you blame them? HASHTAG LOPEZ SUPREME."

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