Taylor Swift in Balmain
As Balmains go, this isn't bad. I mean, we've seen what that guy has done to the Kardashians. Or maybe what the Kardashians have done to him? WHICH CAME FIRST, the chicken or the crackpots?
Calvin Harris
So, Selena and Taylor have positioned her as one of the BFFs, a member of the squad, etc. But when Selena was asked by Seacrest what she did for Valentine's Day, she said she spent it with her "best friends" because they're "all single." But Tay is supposedly with Calvin Harris. WHICH IS IT, SELENA? Is Tay actually with Calvin Harris, or is she not in your personal best friend group? Am I making drama out of a) nothing, and b) something I don't actually even care about that much? YES I AM.
However: Calvin Harris supposedly skipped the Grammys so he could work on his own stuff, but met Taylor at the afterparties. To which I say: PUT ON A SUIT, DUDE. You can still make an effort. We get that you're all busy and important and stuff on your own merits. Truly. You made that point. Now MAKE AN EFFORT.
Miranda Kerr
Miranda here has never met an effort she didn't make. I do like this dress, though.
Ellie Goulding
That's very patriotic. To her host nation.
Tove Lo
BORING.
Holland Roden
This isn't the worst thing she's ever worn but she just looks terrified by it.
Mya
Is she auditioning for a 70s superhero series?
Brandy
That dress isn't much, but she's giving it pretty damn good life.
Michelle Branch
Oy. This just looks like ten dollars.
Brooklyn Beckham
That may be the cheesiest shirt in all of mankind.
Hailee Steinfeld
A sequined duster is a bold choice. She's VERY nearly pulling this off -- like a saucy young Dr. Who.
Kacey Musgraves
As much as I loved her purple Armani is how much of a turgid mess this is.