Rita Ora in Marc Jacobs

Nice try, Marc, but we all know those are hideous pants. All the feathers in the world can't hide it. She looks like a Sesame Street friend for Snuffy who's still in development.

Rita Ora in Yanina

Here she is in costume as the little box all the kiddoes use in class to deliver their Valentines.

Rita Ora in Escada

We don't see much Escada on the red carpet. The epic fail of this gown's fit might be why.

Rita Ora

I am not of the mind that tooth jewelry is helpful.

Bebe Rexha

Bebe deserves better than to be turned down by fashion houses because of her size. She didn't credit whoever designed this on Instagram, so maybe she bought it? It's very Sexy Anne of Green Gables Bodice and it needs MORE OF SOMETHING, ANYTHING, to look like an actual garment.

Bebe Rexha

She didn't put this one on her Insta at all. It's at least... better? But both pale in comparison with...

Bebe Rexha in August Getty

She profusely thanked August Getty for custom-making this and the red gown she wore to sing at this party, and I can see why. This is easily one of the more stylish, glamorous, and interesting things she's ever worn, and she should be looking in that direction way more often.

Julianne Hough

Well, this is a very unusual taekwondo uniform, but congrats on your red belt Julianne.

Julianne Hough

Were you feeling forgotten, Jules? It's okay, you can tell me. Wait, I think you already are.

Ashley Tisdale

Ditto.

Ciara in Romona Keveza

That is a very normal level of leg and crotch-danger for Ciara.

Mighel and Nazanin Mandi

But if you were wondering if there is a worse version of that dress out there, YES, THERE IS, and it was at this same party.

Sofia Carson

This is also very similar to what Miley wore to the Dolly event. It might be a bit better, but the neck tie feels VERY superfluous.

Natasha Lyonne

She had a sparkly weekend.

Nicole Scherzinger

I guess Nicole had a very Body Netting kind of weekend.

Meghan Trainor

And she stuck with v-necked pantsuits. This seems better than the one she wore to the actual Grammys, but it's weird to be able to see exactly where the tape is gluing it to her skin.

St Vincent

Have we EVER seen her in that much fabric? Or in... any kind of bottoms at all?

Brandi Carlile

She has an enjoyable arsenal of blazers.

Brandi Carlile

And another! (Do we think that's Chanel?)

Alessia Cara

Not that long ago, she showed up to stuff exclusively in Converse and sweatpants. This is, however, not just good by that standard, but GENUINELY good, period.

Angela Bassett

So... this is leggings with a skirt tucked into the back? Are we in agreement? Angela Bassett might be looking into her own superhero costume.

Evan Ross, Ashlee Simpson

Evan looks like a born-again bullfighter, and Ashlee is dressed as the gift basket he won for coming in second at a major regional competition.

I love optical illusions -- here, it's that the top of her updo has a bike horn poking out of it. (Yes, I know it's a Grammy/gramophone, but when it's just that piece, it looks like a bike horn.) Also, I don't know why she was all into silver separates this weekend, but both were hideous. Ths one might actually be worse than the first.

Chloe x Halle

So talented; so matchy.

ASAP Rocky

I do not think this is the French tuck of Tan France's dreams.

Tori Kelly

This is SO different than anything I've seen her in. I don't like the dress necessarily but I love that she picked it. Does that make sense? She looks like a wedding cake, which is a-OK by my cravings right now.

Heidi Klum

The pant length is weird, but I'll take it.

Hailee Steinfeld

This is like the 80s and Flamenco inspirations collided.

Hailee Steinfeld

Too much, methinks.

Keala Settle

I believe that's made for her, and it looks gorgeous, as does she - but I wish someone had told her that the illusion this pose creates is that her arms are like an inch long.

Iggy Azalea

"Will I ever be invited to the Grammys again? DOUBTFUL, so I'm just going to look BORED by this whole thing."

Maren Morris in Giamba

I am SUPER into this caftan, Maren. WELL PLAYED.

Dua Lipa

This photo caught her in a face that looks like she's about to heave a HUGH aggravated sigh, and she might be right.

Dua Lipa

But what is that skirt? It looks like she bought a plastic toy storage bucket at IKEA, turned it upside down, and poked her legs through it.

Sofi Tukker

BRAS ARE NOT SHIRTS.

Sabrina Carpenter

ILLUSION NETTING SPARKLY BIKE SHORTS ARE NOT PANTS. I mean, I guess they are, sort of, BUT THEY SHOULDN'T BE.

Ellie Goulding

Is this... chafing? She's holding herself awfully bow-legged. It's one of her more interesting outfits, so I wish she looked more on-board.

Sky Ferreira

"I'm here. Can I leave now?"

Terry Crews

"NOBODY LEAVES UNTIL TERRY JUMPS."

People Partied For The Grammys (In Bad Outfits) For Like Five Days

ENDLESS pre-parties. Post-parties. Probably one during.