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# Grammys: The Lightbox Purge
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/grammys-the-lightbox-purge/
- Published: 2017-02-14T06:39:30.000Z
- Updated: 2017-02-14T19:01:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Chrissy Teigen in Cavalli

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634974876-1487050487.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Model Chrissy Teigen attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This works way better on her than it should, right? I believe for Cosmo we called it a grief sex hammock and that's about right.

## Demi Lovato in Julien Macdonald

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634972410-1487050408.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Demi Lovato attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I wish I had saved my hammock joke.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-635000680-1487050537.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Recording artist Demi Lovato performs onstage during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)

Demi did the Bee Gees tribute, and if memory serves, she ALSO did some of last year's Lionel Richie medley. She seems to be the go-to medleyist these days. And she was actually pretty good, and looked very nearly appropriately disco in this -- honestly, I almost never say this, but it SHOULD have been a jumpsuit. Then it would have been perfect.

## Laverne Cox in Bryan Hearns

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634996696-1487051785.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Actor Laverne Cox speaks onstage during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)

Laverne made a point of telling Seacrest that this is not mesh -- "It's all Laverne," she says. Which is very Liz Hurley. I don't know that this is the best she's ever looked, but confidence is key, and she had buckets of it.

## Tinashe

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634959288-1487050222.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer-songwriter Tinashe attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She got roped into the E! pre-show alongside Ross Mathews, and had to sit there the whole time in a dress that looked like it wanted to decapitate her by slingshotting her own boobs into her neck. Rough night.

## Hillary Scott

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634965650-1487050245.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Hillary Scott of Lady Antebellum attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This gets a big thumbs-up from me, which will be no surprise.

## Katharine McPhee in Thai Nguyen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634974548-1487050470.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Actor/singer Katharine McPhee attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She is another person who basically made no effort to figure out how to pronounce the name of the dress designer. Aspects of this are pretty, but... it shouldn't be baggy between her chest and her waist. That's an air bubble that I do not think is supposed to exist.

## Tori Kelly

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634966624-1487050265.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Tori Kelly attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

This is nice, although it really limps to its conclusion. Tori sounded fantastic. She out-belted Adele, in my opinion, and I feel like she should be way more famous. (This is not a criticism of her. Just... OF THE WORLD.) 

## Mya

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634953168-1487050162.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Mya attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Whatever is happening under Mya's jacket has not fully considered itself.

## Charli XCX

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634972168-1487050374.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Charli XCX attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

... you know what, sure. She always looks batty, so I'm not going to overthink the successes here.

## Santigold in Gucci

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634968850-1487050312.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Santigold attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

CHECK IT. MORE CREATURES. God damn, Gucci's people are tireless.

## Elle King

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634966726-1487050289.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Elle King attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I feel like she's getting ready to pose for an ancient portrait that will immediately go in the Uffizi.

## Jill Scott

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634957764-1487050193.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Recording artist Jill Scott attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She looks like she's at a business lunch. Maybe she WAS. The red carpet started at 3; for all I know she swung in for some non-televised Grammys and was in her PJs by 4:30.

## Skrillex

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634972900-1487050452.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: DJ Skrillex attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I'm sure we've discussed this, but if so, it bears repeating: Are Skrillex and Corey Feldman aware that they aren't the same person?

## Maren Morris in Michael Costello

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634972048-1487050353.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Maren Morris attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I'm going to assume those are lace shorts. The runway version had a flowered headdress and I never thoght I'd say this, but it seems incomplete without it.

## In Michael Costello

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634991820-1487050510.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Recording artist Maren Morris performs onstage during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)

I did not see this coming from Best Country Album. Backstage somewhere, Carrie Underwood was like, "*Interesting*. Someone is upping the ante."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-635008014-1487050560.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Recording artists Alicia Keys (L) and Maren Morris perform onstage during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)

Maren duetted with Alicia Keys, which was actually sort of fun and unexpected. I like to imagine Maren ran off-stage at this point because she realized she wore INSANELY wrong shoes with this, and Alicia was like, "It's okay. I got this, I could do this with one foot in the grave."

## Halsey in Christian Wijnants

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634972496-1487050431.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Halsey attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Well, look, she might be onto something. Because I did look at this photo of Halsey as a pajama-clad paratrooper and think, "Wow, she has a BEAUTIFUL face." I'm not saying this outfit is good BECAUSE IT IS NOT, but she's doing that Rihanna thing where she somehow has me looking at her face instead of the madness.

## in Julien Macdonald

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-635010204-1487050582.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Singer Halsey attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images for NARAS)

Whereas this is slightly more normal and washes her out. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Half-Naked Cargo PJs Crusader is a better look for her.

## Paris Jackon

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/02/gettyimages-634964782-1487051112.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Paris Jackson attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Look how freaking stunning Paris Jackson is. 

## Paris in Balmain

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634966342-1487051153.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Paris Jackson attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I can't decide what to make of this. I mostly like it, I think. It could be better -- it still falls into some of the Balmain traps -- but I like that it feels like someone draped a rainbow. Something about the way she holds her face when she's nervously smiling reminds me of Miley. Which is appropriate...

## Paris Jackson in Moschino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634986716-1487051198.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Paris Jackson speaks onstage during The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for NARAS)

... because Jeremy Scott is a Miley guy, and this whole ensemble feels like perhaps he was hopeful she would ask for it first. I don't know why Paris changed two seconds after leaving the red carpet, but... I mean, Adele is a rarity for bothering to change BACK into her original gown after she did the two performances. MAXIMUM CLOTHES FOR ALL. Paris comported herself really, really well, though. I've heard the rumors that she's been struggling. But she had a cute spark to her and seemed more put-together than a lot of people with less tragic backstories, so I hope she's going to be okay.

## George Clinton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/02/GettyImages-634969968-1487050334.jpg)

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 12: Musician George Clinton attends The 59th GRAMMY Awards at STAPLES Center on February 12, 2017 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

And then George Clinton showed up wearing the hat of the Tin Man's fetishist dreams.

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