Lizzo in McQueen, and Myke Wright

This is kicky. I do love Party Fringe, and a frock that doesn't swallow her up.

Sharon Stone in Act N°1

This reminds me of nursery school, when kids generally always put on tutus over anything and everything.

Yung Miami in Siriano

Related: THIS DRESS.

This has to be a huge pain in the bum to wear, but worth it for the pictures. I hope someone had, like, arm bustles for those things, so she could tie them back and enjoy a tiny tuna tartare or three.

H.E.R. in Fendi

This is way too much, and honestly, the one part I'd have kept is the purse.

Lil Nas X in Moschino

He knows his way around a funky suit. And also apparently an ab roller.

Janelle Monae

Sure, fine, whatever. I never like sheers, but also -- unexpectedly -- sometimes when I see an outfit that only goes halfway, I'm like, "OH JUST ORDER THE WHOLE PIZZA YOU COWARDS."

Maren Morris in archival Donna Karan

She shares a stylist with some of the KardJenners, and this is one of the times I can really tell. Having said that, I also like this a billion times more than what she wore to the actual Grammys, even if the hem just looks like jersey sheets that plopped out of your arms when you were carrying them to the laundry.

Myles Frost

Two events, two great jackets.

Demi Lovato in Rubin Singer

Oooooh, this is GREAT. It's the best thing she's worn in a long time.

Jennifer Hudson

She's loving sparkles right now, and they love her back.

Cardi B in Roberto Cavalli

There is some fascinating leatherwork here, and then also a bodice that 100 percent misses on size.

Offset and Cardi B

HIs jacket is nifty, too. We didn't see a TON of it because the two of them were hugging up on each other a loooot on this red carpet. I felt badly that my first instinct was to wonder if there are more cheating rumors.

Seraryah

Between her and Cardi B, are mullets back? TRULY back?

Lauren Daigle in Gucci

This is a hilariously cartoonish Gucci from 2016. She certainly did not choose a timeless option.

Nafessa Williams

I like that the lip decals follow a path that looks like a lightning bolt.

Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson

Everything is in order here.

Olivia Rodrigo in 2014 Paco Rabanne

Several people reached for Paco Rabanne, which I have to assume is a tribute, as the man himself passed away. This is perfect on her. I LOVE an oxblood situation.

Brandi Carlile

This looks less like an outfit, and more like she was just granted membership into an exclusive underground society that drapes you in robes after you pass the initiation.

Ella Mai

Trust me, the back is the interesting part.

Samara Joy

She won Best New Artist later that night, and gave a lovely speech about how validating and moving it is to be honored for being yourself. This dress pattern is so cool and I feel badly that I didn't get a better picture of her.

Tamron Hall in Taller Marmo

This might have needed a better support structure, but it has a real diva quality. This woman lets guests use the crystal barware on the regular, and has a doorman who knows her Balthazar order.

Amanda Kloots

I was going to wonder whether we're hanging skirts from our bras right now, but I guess... you could tease that out into every dress being a skirt hanging from a bra.

Latto

She might have been having regrets, as almost every single picture of her involved her holding onto her boobs.

Halle Bailey in Cucculelli Shaheen

This looks nice on her right up until the GIANT target on her pelvis.

Anitta in custom Dundas

And this is EXTREMELY pubis-focused. Like a flashing neon arrow.

Chloe Bailey

Is her navel shooting out that fabric? (Having said that, this does look nice on her.)

Machine Gun Kelly

I thought, "Oh, it's nice to be able to see his face," confirming that I am your grandmother.

Boy, Clive Davis Can Still Draw a Crowd

Starting with Lizzo and her boyfriend (!).