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Latto in Lado Bokuchava

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEImages/Shutterstock (13273328fr) Latto MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

While there weren't many sheers, there was still plenty of wackitude. Laces barely stay tied on my shoes. I cannot imagine the stress of wondering if my entire shirt was coming loose.

Ava Max in Coperni

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (13332233it) Ava Max MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

I don't know if anyone else out there is watching Love Island USA this season, but there has been a real priority on swimsuits and dresses with a lot of underboob and questionable mammarial support. Ava would fit right in, although honestly, her shirt is almost TOO adept at keeping them from leaking south. (It has really been... so much underboob and SO MANY butts. This is what happens when you're not on broadcast TV anymore.)

Colton Haynes in Dior

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330ao) Colton Haynes MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

This is one of the better incarnations of the side-button blazer, because it fits him so well.

Lauren Spencer-Smith

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330rg) Lauren Spencer-Smith MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

This photo is ABSOLUTELY from a lost season of Gossip Girl in which Blair Waldorf decided she wanted to win a VMA. In the end Serena would end up winning one first, when a variety of noises she once made ended up being sampled by an up-and-coming DJ, because that's just how it goes for Blair and Serena.

Tate McRae

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (13273330aj) Tate McRae MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

You tell me: Does this have ACTUAL F'ING STAPLES IN IT? Cavepeople toiled over the Art of the Loincloth without ANY office supplies. WAS THEIR CRAFT FOR NAUGHT?

Tayshia Adams

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/BEImages/Shutterstock (13273328am) Tayshia Adams MTV Video Music Awards, Arrivals, Prudential Center, New Jersey, USA - 28 Aug 2022

This is all nice, if a bit Prom, and maybe a TAD large in the chest?

Toosii

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (13332207bz) Toosii arrives at the MTV Video Music Awards at the Prudential Center, in Newark, N.J 2022 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals, Newark, United States - 28 Aug 2022

I do not know who this person is, and judging by their balaclava, they're okay with that. (Google tells me Toosii is a rapper.) But, my friends, tell me: Is this outfit -- sans the headgear -- actually kind of... good? The pants are long, yeah, but the rest of it kind of works? OR AM I LOSING IT?

Green Had a Surprisingly Big Night at the VMAs
The color, not some random new artist named Green, although I'm sure that's coming too.

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