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# Green Carpet Fashion Awards 2018
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/green-carpet-fashion-awards-2018/
- Published: 2018-09-24T18:45:22.000Z
- Updated: 2018-09-24T05:49:57.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

## Cate Blanchett in Stella McCartney

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-15-1537765382.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000p) Cate Blanchett Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

I gather this is a 2014 Stella McCartney look from her green collection, and from the front, it's no big deal. It's barely okay. The pants hit her leg at an awkward point that I think catapult them out of "chic" and into "clunky," but what's frustrating is that our photo services didn't get a picture of the back. [You'll have to visit her stylst's instagram and click through to the third photo](https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFTPeaHWnp/?hl=en&taken-by=elizabethstewart1&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (the second one is kinda warped). The two hearts printed on the cape are nice, but... a cape alone cannot save sad pants.

## Julianne Moore in Ferragamo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-4-1537765236.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000bn) Julianne Moore Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

However, I LOVE this. That's not a color we ever see on Julianne Moore, and the drape and the earrings and the makeup are all lovely. Somehow it looks specific rather than shapeless.

## Emily Ratajkowski

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-1-1537765194.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000af) Emily Ratajkowski Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

I feel like her style mantra 92 percent of the time is, "Try to look like you threw this on after a day on a boat."

## Alison Brie

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-5-1537765249.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000by) Alison Brie Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

This says, "David's Bridal clearance rack."

## Stella Maxwell in Philosophy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-2-1537765208.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000aq) Stella Maxwell Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

This was custom, but I am pretty sure the designer owned those jeans in the 80s and wore them wholeheartedly and without the adornments.

## Alessandra Ambrosio in Philosophy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-3-1537765222.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000au) Alessandra Ambrosio Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

That's much prettier, if also SUPER mammarially precarious.

## Cindy Crawford in Versace

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-6-1537765263.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000d) Cindy Crawford Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

It doesn't blow me away, but it's GREEN, so... maybe they're going for points for being literal.

## Olivia Palermo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-7-1537765275.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000ex) Olivia Palermo Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

This feels like Carine Roitfeld cosplay -- as if Olivia, formerly of *The City* for which she may or may not have held a real job at *Elle*, is noticing the *Hills* reboot and hopes someone will want to revive her show and pretend she's got her own magazine now.

## Paloma Faith

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-8-1537765288.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000fc) Paloma Faith Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

Whereas she looks like she's in costume as an editrix from the early 80s. Those glasses are so specific.

## Petra Nemcova

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-9-1537765300.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000fx) Petra Nemcova Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

This is like a bathrobe and a tablecloth mixed together. That's not an all-in-one very many people need, unless I guess you take breakfast in bed.

## Kat Graham

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-10-1537765312.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000gz) Kat Graham Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

This is one of the better looks in this slideshow, but that's not QUITE a compliment.

## Hari Nef

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-11-1537765325.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000hl) Hari Nef Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

WELCOME TO CAFTANIA, Hari. I'm just pleased [this pattern is not BABIES](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-nations-worst-dressed-emmys-2016-09-2016/68th-annual-primetime-emmy-awards-arrivals-41?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

## Anna Ewers

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-12-1537765342.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000hx) Anna Ewers Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

This is half TP-ing, half Maypole queen.

## Lady Victoria Hervey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-13-1537765357.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000ky) Lady Victoria Harvey Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

She's so used to being in see-through clothes that she clearly doesn't even know how shirts and skirts are SUPPOSED to look.

## Livia Firth

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/09/green-carpet-awards-2018-gfy-14-1537765370.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Scott Garfitt/REX/Shutterstock (9890000lg) Livia Firth Green Carpet Fashion Awards Italia, Spring Summer 2019, Milan Fashion Week, Italy - 23 Sep 2018

She's a calming, bracing breeze of sanity.

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