> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Gucci Cruise 2018 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gucci-cruise-2018/ - Published: 2017-05-31T18:45:01.000Z - Updated: 2017-05-31T20:17:40.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797472_master-1496186166.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Every time this photo comes up, I jolt and then giggle. This model looks like the villain in a 1980s Russian spy movie set at Oxford University. Jared Leto totally went home with this coat in his suitcase, right? It's a good coat, but scrap the knee socks, sir. You're not Prince George. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800982_master-1496186594.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) And here, we have the cousin of James Spader's Stef character from Pretty In Pink, who goes to a tony Massachusetts boarding school. Leto will take the shoes, trousers, and bow tie. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797204_master-1496185875.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) And THIS dude is in a movie about men of the 1920s who, without our current grounding in the fluidity of gender identity, secretly cross-dressed as flappers. Leto ALSO already owns THIS coat, and those pants, surely. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800950_master-1496186570.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Someone needs to explain to me why "GUCCY" is a thing. I Googled it, and Google was all, "Showing you results for GUCCI instead," and didn't even OFFER me the "Oh did you actually want GUCCY results?" option. I will now be praying nightly that Jared will wear this. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797572_master-1496186301.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This guy may be under the impression that he already IS Jared Leto. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797152_master-1496186967.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Male models sometimes make me laugh SO HARD. This guy looks like they just found him at a club playing drums, and he's like, "I didn't fucking sign up for an ASCOT." BUt you know, if Leto wore that jacket with regular black tuxedo pants and also not a shirt from the set of *9 to 5*, I might smile. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797540_master-1496186246.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I misread this as GO GFY YOURSELF for a second and was like WHA-AAAT. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797574_master-1496186317.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) That there's for huntin' season. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797834_master-1496186415.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This is going to scare away all the deer, guys. Better stick to chopping wood. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797672-1496258110.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Is Gucci designing for Weasleys now?!? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797248_master-1496186000.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Okay. Well. As lounging PJs, I wouldn't turn them away. They're vibrantly loud and perfect for my ascent into Golden Girlsdom. On its own... I mean, sure, keep the sweater. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797542_master-1496186262.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) We have veered into Ashton Kutcher territory. And also THOSE ARE GUCCI CROCS. Or clogs. I already can't handle the Birkenstocks thing. Can we LEAVE CROCS ALONE. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797496_master-1496186213.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Jared will take that shirt for his upcoming Halloween party, with the theme of, Come As Your Favorite Late 90s Screensaver. You cannot WAIT to see Lupita as the flying toasters. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689815504_master-1496186792.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This is if Daniel Radcliffe played a young Shelley Duvall in a Wes Anderson movie about France. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797162_master-1496187018.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This has Leto ALL OVER IT, although the model looks more like he's Chris Pine in *The Young Liberace*. Or, *The Young Elton John*. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689815494_master-1496186772.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Even cat lovers would be hard-pressed to want this. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797640-1496258094.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I... am not sure what's going on with the makeup here. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797694_master-1496186334.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Dear Kirsten: Do not let Landry be enticed by that blouse, or those terrible snake pants. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797488_master-1496186189.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Gucci obviously blurred a lot of the menswear/womenswear lines here, and went with androgyny with a lot of the male models. So although this coat is ostensibly womenswear, I could see it on anyone and I feel like Jared saw it and thought, "Well, I DO need to take my mom to Mass next Easter." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797212_master-1496185926.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This is the most amazingly hideous coat I have ever seen, and no one but Solange Knowles should even LOOK at it. As fugly as it is, though, this model looks awesome. She is slaying. I am actually looking at her face, which is quite a feat considering everything happening around it. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797388_master-1496186067.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Jared, wear THIS. Just to see. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797424_master-1496186141.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Reader, this entire fashion show is so terrible. I have to give props to how on-purpose bad this whole thing HAS to be. Right? Is she SUPPOSED to look like an angry teen who stole from the rich lady across the street when said lady didn't pay her for her work watering the lawn? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797254_master-1496186022.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This is the first halfway reasonable thing. On the right person, it could work. Elle Fanning? I always suggest her for stuff that's very girly. But I think she could carry it in a way that, say, Emma Stone -- or Zoe Saldana, who's worn Gucci recently -- might not. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797164_master-1496185825.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This dress is very cool. Kiki's cleav would give that a saucy run for its money. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797180_master-1496185852.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Good lord, that's a lot of hot pink. I feel like THAT wackanut of a confection is what we'll see on Zoe Saldana or... oh, man, Dakota Johnson has worn heinous Gucci satin before. NO DAKOTA. DON'T. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797790_master-1496186386.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I had Gugu Mbatha-Raw tapped for something else, but I moved her here, because I think she could make that work. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689837122_master-1496186861.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Let's pause for some scenics. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797156_master-1496186983.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) And let's dive back in with some Florence Welch Clown School Realness. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797404_master-1496186091.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Holy shit. I can't even be more articulate than that. Is Gucci courting Miley Cyrus? But, like, the Miley of three years ago? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797206_master-1496185900.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Okay, something I can work with... on Cate Blanchett? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797336_master-1496186043.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) No no no no no no no. UNLESS it is worn backwards (she says, having no idea what terrors the back holds). Also, her face is wearing a bracelet. Her FACE does not NAB. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689848560_master-1496186909.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model, beauty detail, walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I just wanted us all to really confront the pearl facelet. It makes her face look like it's a cut-and-paste job, or like she's going to open it Laura Palmer style and reveal a burning beacon within. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800932_master-1496186466.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This is just the slouchy worst. Her hands, also, look like that trend where people were wearing colored nylon socks with fancy heels. A trend that I hope has died. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689796726_master-1496186948.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I love that fabric. WALLPAPER FANTASY TIME. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797218_master-1496185951.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Who shall attempt this. Someone semi-unlikely. Kidman? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689801032_master-1496186627.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This looks like someone smashed a large hat over her head in a rage. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797406_master-1496186117.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Who can even tell which elements of this are good on their own, because THEY ARE ALL SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER. I look forward to Salma Hayek wearing this exactly as presented. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797236_master-1496185974.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Cute coat. Salma, again, can ruin it with all the other things here. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797532_master-1496186229.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) That skirt is sort of nifty? Click to blow up the photo, and you can see the crystal effect, which is done MUCH more piecemeal on the top. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797548_master-1496186284.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) STOP TRYING TO MAKE COACHELLA FOREVER. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797702_master-1496186368.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) She looks like a walking handbag. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689845186_master-1496186884.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model, bag detail, walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Speaking of, here is a handbag. It's not for me. But I know there are some people out there who DO like cats who will be pleased they're having a moment. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800934_master-1496186491.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This might be the most normal thing here. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800940_master-1496186517.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) EXACTLY what I want to wear on my cruise!!!!! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800946_master-1496186546.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) At this point I don't know if I'm hoping Salma WILL wear this stuff, or won't. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800984_master-1496186610.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Those are some hella unflattering jeans right there. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689803106_master-1496186658.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This. Is. SOMETHING. I'm also going Blanchett on this one. Is anyone else that brave? Sometimes Michelle Monaghan creeps onto the scene with something really weird. Do we think Kerry Washington could do it? She doesn't feel tall enough, somehow. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689815538_master-1496186837.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) This IS making me want to buy a rugby shirt for fall. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689815482_master-1496186722.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Zendaya. Right? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689813142_master-1496186679.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I am really terrified by that tiger. As soon as that cardigan falls open it's going to POUNCE. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689813164_master-1496186700.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Sigh. Salma Hayek is going to look REALLY bad this year, isn't she? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689848586_master-1496186931.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model, fashion detail, walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Let's also pause for a close-up of the headgear. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689815516_master-1496186814.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) That is... shiny. Also... do I see fur wrapped around the shoes? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797160_master-1496187000.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) I CANNOT WITH THIS GUCCY THING. I keep wanting to pronounce it "gucky." This outift IS totally gucky. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689800914_master-1496186442.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Blind for love, OR JUST BLIND? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689797396-1496258079.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) Whoever wears this needs to tailor it and clip off the sleeves. It's INSANE otherwise. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-689815492_master-1496186749.jpg) FLORENCE, ITALY - MAY 29: A model walks the runway at the Gucci Cruise 2018 show at Palazzo Pitti on May 29, 2017 in Florence, Italy. (Photo by Pietro D'Aprano/Getty Images) DISCO JAMMIES. And glasses that I choose to believe are an homage to [Hollywood Montrose](../../fug-the-fromage-mannequin-07-2013). Which feels like a fitting way to end this. [Gucci Cruise 2018: Let's Shop For Jared Leto and Salma HayekThis show is THE CRAZIEST MESS and I can't wait for you to see it.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/05/guccicruise2018-collage-1496257580.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gucci-cruise-2018-lets-shop-for-jared-leto-and-salma-hayek-05-2017/)