No thanks!
Nipples: The ultimate accessory.
See, this isn't sexy to me, just messy.
I'm sure some dude will do this! It's not THAT extreme. But slightly like a rubbery breastplate.
"THROW EVERYTHING AWAY AND MAKE TIGHT OFFICE WEAR! IT'S ALL ABOUT CAROLYN BESSETTE!!!!"
I could see Glen Powell in that jacket.
That skirt is a mess.
These are all fitted so specifically. Will they have to be bespoke?
I was joking before about the Carolyn Bessette thing but this does sort of feel like he panicked and tried to go with vintage CK minimalism.
You cannot tell me those pants don't make insane noises when they walk.
Who needs undergarments anyway!!!
Maybe it's the Cher Horowitz in me, but it's not sexy to look like your pants can't stay up. These are heinous.
"Shrunken" is the new Gucci aesthetic, truly.
Real talk: Do people who aren't traveling and on a subway or something REALLY want to wear a fanny pack up on their neck?
Finally something good. When in doubt, make a coat.
I am losing patience.
WHY.
GREAT SIGN ME UP CAN'T WAIT
YES PLEASE GIVE ME PANTS THAT SATAN HIMSELF BURPED UP
Video vixen or bust!!!!!!
Okay, they'll stick someone with this for an event. Maybe... Megan Thee Stallion.
Once upon a time, maybe Chalamet.
Oh my god NO. ACK.
This feels made for a rocker boy. Like Machine Gun Kelly.
Send them all to Bella Hadid I guess, because who else?!?
Charli XCX
The Kid LAROI. Yes, I remembered he exists, look at this personal growth from the old lady, etc.
Paging Sombr.
This doesn't seem too complicated to try.
THIS DOES. Super stoked that the lower pelvis is coming back in.
GAAAAH. Who seems douchey enough to do this? You'd have to be REAL douchey.
Emily Ratajkowski might wear that to walk her dog.
What the hell! Call Armie Hammer! Sigh. (It's FINE, it's just zzzzzzz.)
Wait maybe THAT is the one EmRata will walk her dog in.
Ilya Rozanov
Inching toward reasonableness!
Bieber
Lupita might like the underlyling dress here.
OMG. The Gucci striped HAIR. This is above and beyond the call of duty. Make Jared Leto do it.
I don't know. What am I even looking at? Like, is the projected aesthetic Woman Wears Large Warm Coat Over Dress? Sure.
Sam Nivola
Viola Davis just wore green Gucci. Might she? This seems a little BRIGHT for her though.
Brad Pitt loves a drawstring pant.
Sydney Sweeney
What messy young star wants to look like they just rolled out of the hotel? Barry Keoghan? He's not typically messy in this way, but maybe there's time.
Sharon Stone
Anyone. Go for it. NEXT.
Maybe a young Bridgertonian, like Hannah Dodd.
Sure fine yes next.
A lot of these would be more interesting for stylists if they mixed and matched pieces between brands more than they currently do.
I'm sure they'd love to get Harry Styles in something slickery like this.
Enjoy your fur corsets next fall, everyone!!!
Hudson Williams might.
It's... a muff for your boobs? Do we call it a titmuff?
Did we need 47,000 of this basic idea, emphasis on basic?
Or this one? Can we not edit, Demna?
EDIT!
This is Gucci for when you wanted to make pancakes but you ran out of syrup and you're just popping out to the store.
Sure, Dakota Johnson will probably oblige.
We need to change out the shoes.
Oh no, those boots make these look like pantaloons.
This is very reasonable Vogue-wear.
Haley Lu Richardson
Remember Yara Shahidi? I miss her. She'd rock this.
Seriously, ARE we marketing to the Voguettes?
Anne Hathaway might wear any number of these for Devil Wears Prada press, for the aforementioned reason of it feeling like Fashiony Work Attire.
Uma Thurman
I don't even know. A stagehand on Broadway trying not to be seen.
THESE pants I like! I don't mind the sweater, either, but I'm not sure I like them THAT much together. I'd put the pants on Charlize.
Oh thank GOD we really needed one of these in another color!!!!!
Oh hey, I recommended some stuff for her, and here she is. Someone will definitely pull this for a press tour. It's so nonspecific that it could be anyone. Diane Kruger! Sydney Sweeney! Laura Harrier! Ksenia from Heated Rivalry!
Russell Brand. (Derogatory)
Yawn
I mean, I wouldn't be FURIOUS if you gave it to Francois Arnaud? It's not that great but HE would make it hot.
This feels too covered for Dakota, but she's loyal to the brand, so. Maybe Kidman would wear it.
So very mylar.
Sarah Paulson
Benson Boone, although obviously he'd prefer a very deep vee.
Well, we are going to LOVE this on whoever gets it. Jodie Turner-Smith, you should get first dibs, you're very loyal.
Demi Moore was at this show, so why not.
Dove Cameron and it's definitely because this model sort of reminds me of her.
Yikes, so bunchy.
Kate Moss
How about another Kate? Like Kate Hudson.