MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Jessica Chastain attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
She has remained very loyal, and I assume is being paid handsomely to wear her short shorts and long blazer. In March. Is it warm there right now?
Daisy Edgar-Jones in Gucci
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Daisy Edgar-Jones attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
This is your grandmother's best stretch-lace cardigan, used as a dress.
Julia Garner
I know they're inside, but again, it's winter! And it's not like this is the Spring/Summer show; it's the Fall/Winter show! What are we doing. She looks like she should be getting into a convertible in the South of France in July.
Yara Shahidi
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Yara Shahidi attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
Yara Shahidi is the raw material, and THAT is what they did?
Lee Jung-jae
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Lee Jung-jae attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
He looks like a stressed Gucci investor wondering when the heck they're gonna hire someone.
Jannik Sinner
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Jannik Sinner attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
I feel like... two of these three pieces should maybe be the same color?
Dev Patel
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Dev Patel attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
The handsomest. Check him into The White Lotus season 4, please. But he has to live.
Parker Posey
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Parker Posey attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
Speaking of The White Lotus, it's good to see her looking, you know, coherent. Because her job on the show right now is the opposite.
Jin
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 25: Jin attends the Gucci - Women's Fall/Winter 2025/2026 Fashion Show during the Milan Fashion Week Womenswear Fall/Winter 2025/2026 on February 25, 2025 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images for Gucci)
"I DID MY BEST."
Sam Nivola, Iris Apatow
They're a cute couple. And congrats to her for avoiding a micro-length outfit and/or a shapeless pantsuit.
Pixie Geldof
I don't really have a feeling about Pixie Geldof, but I have strong positive feelings about her shoes.
