Jodie Turner-Smith

This feels very business-y for Gucci. Well, if you're doing abs-related business.

Dawn Turner-Smith with Jodie

I shudder to think how much those mediocre jeans cost, if they too are Gucci. I do love that her mother is serving.

Jessica Chastain

We'll show you the collection later today, but this simple approach is fairly in line with what came down the runway. She looks great, but I would not have pegged it as Gucci.

Jodie Comer

I love a leather jacket, but I am not as enamored of a leather shirt-jacket? She looks cool enough in it, but on most non-Jodie Comer people this might all feel heavy and shapeless. Also her blowout is VERY good.

Julia Roberts

And now, JULIA!!! In culottes, potentially. Why does her hair read like a wig to me? Is it just the way they styled the front, somehow? I don't think it IS a wig.

Ryan Gosling

I am going to veto the mustache/bare ankles aesthetic on him. He looks like the Sim who you made to try and infiltrate everyone's happy marriages and also possibly sell them sports cars.

I also enjoy that it looks like they've never met and don't know who each other is, but are smiling for the random camera. Ryan probably could give me intel on her hair.

Lee Jung-jae

This is... fine? I am not a Gucci bag person, truthfully.

Sabrina Impacciatore

Her top looks like the mesh lining in the top of your Gucci suitcase - the one that's a stretchy pouch for keeping your underwear or whatever.

Paul Mescal

His shirt looks a bit like long underwear, but he's making it work.

Kendall Jenner

Is she wearing anything else? Unclear. That coat never budged. This is very good, though -- the red flats and purse are perfect with the neutral coat-dress.

Bad Bunny

I guess they're still dating? This is all very simple. Jared Leto would be horrified.

Daisy Edgar-Jones

Sure? It's forgettable.

Julia Garner

Here's the buttoned-up version. It's... also fine.

Halle Bailey

That lone string is making me bonkers.

Jannik Sinner

Love to see a tall tennis player in the building. The color does little for me, but he's very cute.

Sinead Burke

That's a GREAT dress, and I'm very into the idea of oxblood for this fall.

Bethann Hardison

It's fun to see a modeling legend in the building. But how about on the runway, Gucci?!?

Emma Chamberlain

She could be literally anyone. She's dressed as the disaffected head cheerleader for Team Influencer.

Liu Wen

That is so short that I think... I might be able to see underbum?

Daria Werbowy

Eh. Do we need more of these?

Alexandra Shipp

Yay for oxblood, yikes to how MICRO everything is. If that trickles down to the mall, I am hosed.

Jodie Turner-Smith Brought Her Mom to Gucci

'Twas a starry affair.