This does seem like it was interesting, and I bet the models enjoy having something atypical -- yet not death-defying -- to do. However, y'all, this collection... I have no effing patience for it. 

Chloe Grace Moretz DOES love a neck piece. Does this count?

Anya Taylor-Joy

Oh no.

Miley?

Eh.

For the dress underneath, maybe Greta Gerwig?

Margaret Qualley

Wha?

Kendall Jenner

Whoa.

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If you stopped looking right about here, I wouldn't blame you.

Gucci Did a Revolving Fashion Show, Which Sounds Neat

The clothes, though...