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# Gucci Makes More Insanity
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gucci-makes-more-insanity/
- Published: 2018-05-07T15:45:31.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-06T22:00:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

## Rihanna

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663956y-1525643077.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Madison McGaw/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663956y) Rihanna Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

It's not that I love the pants. It's that they are the only part of this that I can parse. I assume the shoes are tights underneath a sandal, but TERRIBLE tights that are already snagging, and the shirt is just cling film, and the jacket is if Marmee March turned into a die-hard baseball fan.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663956aa-1525643051.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Madison McGaw/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663956aa) Rihanna Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

Apparently I thought we all needed a closer look. 

## Jared Leto

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663968z-1525643135.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carl Timpone/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663968z) Jared Leto Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

I can't even. He looks like a street magician at a rave.

## with Alessandro Michele

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663968h-1525643123.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carl Timpone/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663968h) Alessandro Michele, Jared Leto Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

And that's him with the Gucci desigher, by the way, in case you're wondering how far the apple falls from the tree. 

## Alexa Chung

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663968a-1525643089.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carl Timpone/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663968a) Alexa Chung Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

This could certainly have been worse.

## Paris Jackson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663968ah-1525643100.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carl Timpone/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663968ah) Paris Jackson Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

Why, yes, that IS a hamburger with legs on her jeans.

## Salma Hayek

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663968ar-1525643112.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Carl Timpone/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663968ar) Salma Hayek Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

At long last, Salma Hayek is getting the better end of the stick here. Except...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663956ak-1525643065.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Madison McGaw/BFA/REX/Shutterstock (9663956ak) Salma Hayek, Jared Leto Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018

RUN, SALMA. IT'S BEHIND YOU.

[Rihanna and Jared Leto Hit a Gucci PartyWith predictable results.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_9663956y-1525643077.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/rihanna-and-jared-leto-hit-a-gucci-party-05-2018/)