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Rihanna
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
It's not that I love the pants. It's that they are the only part of this that I can parse. I assume the shoes are tights underneath a sandal, but TERRIBLE tights that are already snagging, and the shirt is just cling film, and the jacket is if Marmee March turned into a die-hard baseball fan.
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Rihanna
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
Apparently I thought we all needed a closer look.
Jared Leto
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Jared Leto
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
I can't even. He looks like a street magician at a rave.
with Alessandro Michele
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Alessandro Michele, Jared Leto
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
And that's him with the Gucci desigher, by the way, in case you're wondering how far the apple falls from the tree.
Alexa Chung
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Alexa Chung
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
This could certainly have been worse.
Paris Jackson
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Paris Jackson
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
Why, yes, that IS a hamburger with legs on her jeans.
Salma Hayek
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Salma Hayek
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
At long last, Salma Hayek is getting the better end of the stick here. Except...
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Salma Hayek, Jared Leto
Gucci Wooster store opening, New York, USA - 05 May 2018
