Jodie Turner-Smith

I mean, that is Jodie Turner-Smith. She can wear anything, and yet somehow, NONE of this stands out -- and therefore, and WHICH SHOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, neither does she. Well, other than her abs. Once again, they were her best accessory.

Julia Garner

Oh look boob triangles neat cool.

Jodie Comer

I don't even know what of this is Gucci. I hope those jeans aren't, or that they were free, because they are indistinguishable from what you can get anywhere else.

Daisy Edgar-Jones

This is a very casual party, I guess! I hope the purse's feelings aren't hurt by that. Also, why are those sleeves shrunken. That whole top looks like she accidentally washed it instead of sending it to the dry cleaners.

Billie Eilish

She clearly came straight from apple-picking.

These Pics Aren't Making Me That Stoked About The New Gucci

The clothes are just so... blah.