I wish this had been Tom Brady in a wig -- like his version of Chris Gaines. (Tom comes up for real much later.)
Demi Moore could whip this out.
This reminds me of Cara Delevingne's recent pin stripes in Cannes (those were Tom Ford). I would welcome this on anyone.
I am not going to have suggestions for all of these, by the way. Sometimes a suit is just a suit.
Apparently this is the same wool used for the Coldstream Guard in England.
Cardi B
This ENTIRE thing looks like if Rivals parodied the Real Housewives.
This model is gorgeous. The photo's vibe is very much NFL WAG Who Has to Go Greet The Newbies After the Draft.
This coat is fantastic. I, too, would wear it without worry of what's underneath because I would refuse to take it off.
This coat SURELY is not a resort situation, unless it's a ski resort?!?
This is Dree Hemingway, fresh off a widely reviled turn as Daryl Hannah. Fortunately, ideally, no one will be talking about Love Story very much longer, if at all.
This IS about the size of neck pillow I would need in order to sleep on a plane.
This ALSO feels kind of Demi Moore. Is she the only person I can think of right now?!?
Demi Moore!!!!! (Just kidding.) Also, hi, Tom. Congrats on becoming a T-Bird. He probably thinks that's a reference to his fan club.
This man looks like he wandered into the show by accident and is now angry that he has to complete the loop before he continues home.
Emily Ratajkowski is looking more like Julia Fox to me here.
Natasha Lyonne.
Oh, God, I don't know. A Hamlin.
Lordy. Hi, Paris. Great coat. Decent dress. Hideous belt.
Cher Horowitz would HATE it.
This makeup is genuinely upsetting.
Oh, God, this might BE a Hamlin? I suggested one of them earlier. If I say the name again does the other one show up? I can't spot a Hamlin in the wild with perfect accuracy.
Screaming AGAIN at the horror makeup.
This is so fucking lazy, I cannot.
NO THANKS
Shoot, that does look warm.
It's like a hug pod. I am so into this for when I need to regulate, but not so much for when I am, say, rushing to catch the subway.
Jeremy Pope would!
Demi Moore JUST KIDDING she already wore it in Cannes. She put it with leggings, or bootaloons or whatever.
Aubrey Plaza, for maternity wear.
The makeup is sort of making me think of Gwen Stefani, so I guess Gwen Stefani.
Jodie Turner-Smith.
Isabelle Huppert. Or Julia Garner.
Chappell Roan
Lady Gaga