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# Gucci Swallows Zoe Saldana
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gucci-swallows-zoe-saldana-11-2017/
- Published: 2017-11-06T15:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-05T22:46:28.000Z
- Description: Gulp.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Gucci, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

Everyone was DELIGHTED to get their new uniforms for the brothel community's new intramural football league.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/zoe-saldana-at-lacma-gucci-gala-110617-2-1509920785.jpg "2017 LACMA Art and Film Gala")

The Bang Street Bedbreakers were ready to declare war on their crosstown rivals, the Sexface Selfies, and it would be so much *easier* with full shoulder pads.

\[Photos: WENN\]