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# Guggenheim Gala II: The Diorpire Strikes Back
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/guggenheim-gala-ii-the-diorpire-strikes-back/
- Published: 2017-11-17T15:45:49.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-17T06:25:59.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

## Haim

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9226108h-1510898956.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9226108h) Alana Haim, Danielle Haim, Este Haim. Musicians Alana Haim, from left, Danielle Haim and Este Haim of the group Haim attend the 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, hosted by Dior, at the Guggenheim Museum, in New York 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, New York, USA - 16 Nov 2017

Color me surprised that DIOR, of all brands, might've done the best with all three Haims at once. Granted, everything that's sheer would be much better if it wasn't -- I think Left Haim's dress is perfectly nice but it loses steam when I'm staring at her undershorts. But Middle Haim's over-the-top neck ruffle is a delight to me -- it's like a GIANT lei she's been awarded for excellence in looking exactly the same in every single photo -- and Right Haim is side-eyeing the whole thing in a way I find hilarious. Her dress is pretty even with the Dior straps. I mean, there were SO MANY opportunities for disaster here, and yet we came out of this photo pretty well unscathed. I

## Kirsten Dunst

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9226108k-1510898970.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9226108k) Actress Kirsten Dunst Actress attends the 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, hosted by Dior, at the Guggenheim Museum, in New York 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, New York, USA - 16 Nov 2017

And then Kirsten started prematurely molting.

## Naomi Watts

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9226109aw-1510898996.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9226109aw) Actress Naomi Watts attends the 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, hosted by Dior, at the Guggenheim Museum, in New York 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, New York, USA - 16 Nov 2017

I would love to know what the message says, but the letters all run together, so let's just assume that when I blew it up (click the rectangle with the single arrow poking out of it) I correctly translated it as, "Not a Great Dress." The thing is, this COULD be. It's just distractingly adorned.

## Kate Mara

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9226109an-1510898983.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock (9226109an) Actress Kate Mara attends the 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, hosted by Dior, at the Guggenheim Museum, in New York 2017 Guggenheim International Gala, New York, USA - 16 Nov 2017

She needs a red lip with that color, I think, but the dress is certainly fine. I would have gone bracelets rather than the necklace for *sure*, though.

## Common

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/11/shutterstock_9226142ad-1510899013.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Gregory Pace/REX/Shutterstock (9226142ad) Common Guggenheim International Gala, New York, USA - 16 Nov 2017

And then LO: THE ANGEL OF MUSIC.

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