Haim
Color me surprised that DIOR, of all brands, might've done the best with all three Haims at once. Granted, everything that's sheer would be much better if it wasn't -- I think Left Haim's dress is perfectly nice but it loses steam when I'm staring at her undershorts. But Middle Haim's over-the-top neck ruffle is a delight to me -- it's like a GIANT lei she's been awarded for excellence in looking exactly the same in every single photo -- and Right Haim is side-eyeing the whole thing in a way I find hilarious. Her dress is pretty even with the Dior straps. I mean, there were SO MANY opportunities for disaster here, and yet we came out of this photo pretty well unscathed. I
Kirsten Dunst
And then Kirsten started prematurely molting.
Naomi Watts
I would love to know what the message says, but the letters all run together, so let's just assume that when I blew it up (click the rectangle with the single arrow poking out of it) I correctly translated it as, "Not a Great Dress." The thing is, this COULD be. It's just distractingly adorned.
Kate Mara
She needs a red lip with that color, I think, but the dress is certainly fine. I would have gone bracelets rather than the necklace for sure, though.
Common
And then LO: THE ANGEL OF MUSIC.