
I cannot co-sign tying your hair around your own throat. Gah. It creeps me out. Am I overreacting? It looks like how you would style someone's disembodied head if you wanted to put it in, like, a basket, or something. Which, why would you do any of that, but... SEE, this takes me to a dark place, I CAN'T. Pity, too, because the dress is nice.

This looks a bit like she put on the muslin and then someone drew on it with a Sharpie, as if she were a human cocktail napkin. It's not UNINTERESTING, but I don't know if I LIKE it, exactly?

I do know that I don't like this one. The skirt is nifty and appealingly glittery, but the shirt looks like her actual blouse put on a bad wig.

I feel like all the tulle is working against itself. This feels underbaked on all sides.

Sure! This is pretty basic. The event, by the way, is the Guggenheum's Dior-sponsored gala, and the guest list is a LOT more... petite... than LACMAs was.

This flowy Grecian look is great on her; I liked Lorde's orange dress, but after HAIR CHOKER, I'm gonna say Camila comes out the overall winner here.

"Shhh, guys, I'm fine, I took off HAIR CHOKER and lived to wear a gold suit. Everyone chill."
