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# Guiding Fught
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/guiding-fugh-07-2013/
- Published: 2013-07-17T21:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2013-07-23T21:25:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Let's have Samuel Taylor Coleridge pitch in here for a second:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/173517964.xml "Bonnie Dennison")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=855821&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / a stately toga party throw

Where painter's tarps did twist and shout / around the parts where skin poked out

And grass stains and mud did win.

And Emily VanCamp woke up in a sweat / thinking she wore this and did forget

But no, it's Bonnie Dennison here / an ex-soap star who does not fear

The crinkled nonsense, front to rear / nor fabric that looks caked with beer

Pray, stuff it back in your rubbish bin."