Guy Ritchie's Snatch Premiere, 2000

Catalina Guirado

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527003h) 'Snatch' Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square and Afterparty at Rock Catalina Guirado 'Snatch' Premiere - 23 Aug 2000

I am fairly sure this is lingerie, but it might ALSO be a swimsuit and cover-up? No matter what, it must have been chilly! Anyway, she's a model, who also was a famous hot girl in the UK (being a Famous Hot Girl was very common in 2000), and ended up on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and whatnot. She's now an artist and owns a BEAUTIFUL horse per her Instagram, and I hope she looks back on this and laughs and laughs.

Kelly Brook

(a) There were a lot of Intentional Undercrackers at this event! and (b) I think Kelly is wearing the same shoes that Catalina wore in the previous slide. (Kelly is also a Famous Hot Person who did a lot of various reality TV hosting and some acting and whatnot and now is a radio host. She also dated Billy Zane!)

Kelly Brook

Honestly, I do appreciate the great exuberance here and her body looks great!

Jason Statham and Kelly Brook

Kelly Brook switched it up for the LA premiere! She looks FANTASTIC here.

Mel C

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527003w) 'Snatch' Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square and Afterparty at Rock Melanie Chisholm 'Snatch' Premiere - 23 Aug 2000

On the other hand, Mel C showed up looking VERY much like Mel C and that is soothing to me (although she's never a blonde in my memory).

Emma Parker Bowles

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527003bi) 'Snatch' Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square and Afterparty at Rock Emma Parker Bowles 'Snatch' Premiere - 23 Aug 2000

This is Camilla's niece Emma, AKA Wills and Harry's step....cousin? Yes, when I downloaded this I thought it was Camilla's daughter and I was going to note that this is very sexy but also sort of great -- and I guess I can still do that! We did enjoy a threat of sideboob at the turn of the century. (The internet tells me that Wills thought she was very foxy when he was a teenager. She is!)

Noel Gallagher and Meg Mathews

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alan Davidson/Shutterstock (7527003bk) 'Snatch' Premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square and Afterparty at Rock Noel Gallagher with His Wife Meg Mathews 'Snatch' Premiere - 23 Aug 2000

I predict that this skirt was annoying to wear, and is the sort that used to ride up and twist around at will.

Courteney Cox and David Arquette

David's pattern-mixing here is perhaps giving me a migraine.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Nice of Goop to come out and support her ex, Brad Pitt. (He's coming up later.) This look SEEMS sedate, but the skirt has a VERY high slit in it. Saucy!

Jennifer Aniston

At this point, Jen and Brad had been married about six months. This look says, "TONIGHT IS NOT ABOUT ME!" and I do not think it would be possible for a celebrity to attend the premiere of their spouse's film like this anymore. (Although this is at the LA premiere and I actually don't think Brad is even at this one? Regardless.)

Debi Mazar

This is dishy, and the coat is great.

Heidi Klum

Heidi. What is happening. You're wearing a Magic Eye poster.

Kyle MacLachlan

"I'm Kyle MacLachlan, reporting from the Snatch premiere, and I'm concerned about the back of Heidi's pants."

Lara Flynn Boyle

We've got a mini Twin Peaks reunion here! She looks really cute in this photo.

Guy Ritchie and Madonna

I mean, of course I'm not going to deny you Madonna. To me, this blazer says, "I am WAY MORE FAMOUS than my husband, and everyone knows it, and I'm worried that it bothers him."

Madonna and Guy

I also feel very confident that this suit is Stella McCartney.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5135464bo) Madonna and Robert Downey Jr. 'Snatch' film premiere and Party, Los angeles, America - 18 January 2001 January 18, 2001 Hollywood, CA Madonna and Robert Downey Jr. Screen Gems U.S. premiere Party of the film SNATCH Photo®Alex Berliner/BEImages

Oh, hey, look! It's Robert Downey Jr. (Honestly, this looks like it was a fun party.)

Mila Kunis

She has not aged a day, and also I promise you that at some point, those boots got caught in the hem of her jeans and she fell down. This is how I broke a finger in 2003!

Virgina Madsen

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alex Berliner/BEI/Shutterstock (5123874q) Virginia Madsen SNATCH premiere January 18, 2001 Hollywood, CA Virginia Madsen Screen Gems U.S. premiere for the film SNATCH. Photo® Berliner Studio/BEImages

Virginia Madsen was feeling VERY skull-y at this event.

Kirsten Dunst

Kiki Dunst is one of the only people who can look back at this event with no real sartorial regrets. This coat is legitimately great.

Kirsten Dunst and Shane West

Shane West just stopped by on the way to 7-11 for a Slurpee.

Billy Corgan!

Billy Corgan! He is suffusing this room with a blue glow.

Mark McGrath and Vince Vaughn

This pairing feels so of the time that I feel fully transported back in history. (If I were to be beamed back to the turn of the century, I have....ugh, a lot of work to do to fix a variety of things.)

Rebecca Romijn and John Stamos

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Bei/Shutterstock (5134721b) Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and John Stamos SNATCH premiere January 18, 2001 Hollywood, CA Rebecca Romijn-Stamos and husband John Stamos Screen Gems U.S. premiere for the film SNATCH. Photo® Berliner Studio/BEImages

"Let's both give Blue Steel, but to DIFFERENT CAMERAS."

Madeline Stowe

The gleaming Baja Fresh sign in the background!

Benicio Del Toro

This seems about right.

Guy Oseary and Eva Herzigova

Okay, so Guy Oseary -- definitely there to support his client, Madonna -- and Eva were dating at this point, but his Wiki doesn't have a "personal life" section, which is a crime for any famous person. If I recall correctly, I think he ALSO briefly dated Heidi Klum. I'm SO glad I can remember all of this but not anything of real import

Guy Ritchie, Brad Pitt

Toldja Brad was coming.

Brad Pitt

Pretty dreamy!