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# Guys' Choice Awards Pointedly Not Nakedly Played: Rihanna
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/guys-choice-awards-pointedly-not-nakedly-played-rihanna-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-09T19:00:33.000Z
- Updated: 2014-06-09T17:34:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Dialogues, Man Fugs, Guys Choice Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

KEVIN HART: RIHANNA! What are you DOING? YOU are KILLING ME.

RIHANNA: Ha ha, your clothes look like someone drove past you through a mud puddle.

KEVIN: That's not what I MEAN, Rihanna. What do guys choose, Rihanna?

RIHANNA: Uh. Me?

KEVIN: YES. And NIPPLES. YOU AND NIPPLES. WHY DID YOU WEAR THE NAKED DRESS TO THAT OTHER THING?

RIHANNA; Well, I thought it might be creepy to wear that here, so I'm keeping it casual, yeah? It was a fashion statement. Don't wanna upstage the antlers.

KEVIN: It was a BUTTOCK STATEMENT. And we wanted to HEAR IT. We would have been HERE FOR YOU. We would have TAKEN DICTATION.

RIHANNA: All right, I get it, but I have a whole naked strategy and it does not involve you or tonight. Naked Dress's time has come and gone, man.

KEVIN: Time is a flat circle, Rihanna. Time is a FLAT. CIRCLE.

RIHANNA: What does that even mean?

KEVIN: I don't know! McConaughey said it on *True Detective* so it's probably total bullshit! Maybe it means I will get a chance to come back around and TRUTHFULLY DETECT your NAKED DRESS!

RIHANNA: I'm kinda over my nipples now. NEXT.

KEVIN: Lordy. Rethink your timing next year.

RIHANNA: No thanks. I'm good. Rethink your *shirt*.

\[Photo: Getty\]