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Gwendoline Christie in Dior Homme

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Gwendoline Christie attends the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/WireImage)

First, Gwen dipped into the menswear show, and I hope we see more blurring of those runway lines in the future. The suit under there looks pretty well-tailored, but sadly we can't see underneath what I think is the beginnings of a Tudor-style throw that's just missing some fur trim and an ostentatious hat.

Billy Porter

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains profanity.) Billy Porter attends the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/WireImage)

"Sigh, whatever, just another event in this godforsken hellmouth."

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Gwendoline Christie and Billy Porter attend the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/WireImage)

"SHUT THE FRONT DOOR IT'S BRIENNE OF TARTH. BRIENNE OF TARTH KNOWS MY NAME. BRIENNE OF TARTH IS USING MY NAME IN A SENTENCE WITH DETAILS INDICATING THAT SHE LOVES ME."

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Gwendoline Christie and Billy Porter attend the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)

"NO, BRIENNE OF TARTH, IS YOU WHO IS LOVED BY ME. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. MY EVERY CAPE IS FOR YOU."

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Gwendoline Christie and Billy Porter attend the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)

"OMG YES A POSE AND GAME OF THRONES CROSSOVER????????"

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Gwendoline Christie and Billy Porter attend the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)

And a piano picture was born.

Natasha Lyonne

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: attends the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/WireImage)

I love how Natasha Lyonne often looks like she's laughing at whatever she's wearing -- here, a skirt-leg and a skirt-arm. I would be chuckling too. (But perhaps more out of confusion.)

Julia Fox

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Julia Fox attends the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/WireImage)

When even your tube top is frowning about its situation, you know it's time to change.

Winnie Harlow

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04: Winnie Harlow attends the first anniversary celebration of L'Avenue at Saks on February 04, 2020 in New York City. (Photo by Dominik Bindl/WireImage)

I am confused by what's happening on her hips, and REALLY unsettled by the dress pattern. This might keep me awake at night. They're all suffering. They might be cats. Or clowns? Clown-cats?

Gwen Christie and Billy Porter Clearly Love Each Other
That's as it should be.

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