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# Gwen Stefani Gives Me Doubts
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gwen-stefani-gives-me-doubts-02-2017/
- Published: 2017-02-17T20:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2017-02-17T06:43:26.000Z
- Description: Don't speak, Gwen. I know what you're saying.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, SIGH, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Gwen, congratulations on finding the Fountain of Youth. But you're at a couch-centric event. You will be sitting in a dress that barely even HAS a seat. So just because you *can* dress as Blake Lively-as-Joan-of-Arc doesn't mean you *should*.

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