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Gwen Stefani at a backstage photocall prior to officially turning on the 2017 Westfield Shopping Centre Christmas Lights, White City, London Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 30 Nov 2017 Credit: WENN.com

This is shorts, and I believe in fact calls itself a "playsuit." I am generally fundamentally opposed to anything on an adult's body that would use that word, but... it's the holidays! She's at a mall! And that cape is AWESOME. So maybe she's not merely Gwen Stefani, but Captain Festive, here to crank up your holiday spirit.  

Gwen Stefani at a backstage photocall prior to officially turning on the 2017 Westfield Shopping Centre Christmas Lights, White City, London Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 30 Nov 2017 Credit: WENN.com

Not gonna lie, it's totally working.

in Schiaparelli

Gwen Stefani seen leaving Radio 2 Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 01 Dec 2017 Credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

This is EXACTLY how this was displayed on the runway. The colors are very sunny and cheery on her, but the dress -- if that's even what it is -- looks sloppily applied.  

Singer Gwen Stefani arriving at BBC Radio Two studios to promote her new single 'You Make It Feel Like Christmas' - London Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 01 Dec 2017 Credit: WENN.com

However, it has a one-shouldered cape, so she COULD have dropped in from celestial parts to make sure we're all spiking our egg nog with enough brandy. Assuming she doesn't slam it into a car door.  

Gwen Stefani arrives at Global House Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 30 Nov 2017 Credit: Tony Oudot/WENN

Those pants are absurdly complicated. Someone please help me understand why anyone needs a shin compartment.   

Gwen Stefani arrives at Global House Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 30 Nov 2017 Credit: Tony Oudot/WENN

... Is that a cat on her jacket's sleeve? And is that actually a puffer jacket that's been Dr. Moreau'd with a hoodie? So many questions. EVERYTHING about this outfit is overdesigned.

Gwen Stefani seen leaving Kiss FM studios Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 01 Dec 2017 Credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

So the striking simplicity of THIS is even nicer.

Gwen Stefani attends a photocall for the switch on Christmas Lights at Westfield's at White City in London Featuring: Gwen Stefani Where: London, United Kingdom When: 30 Nov 2017 Credit: WENN.com

It's okay, Gwen. Even superheroes buy ugly stuff online sometimes. I'm just going to remember you like this, instead.

Gwen Stefani Would Like to Be Your Holiday Superhero
I'm not entirely opposed, either.

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