Gwen Stefani at a backstage photocall prior to officially turning on the 2017 Westfield Shopping Centre Christmas Lights, White City, London Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 30 Nov 2017
Credit: WENN.com
This is shorts, and I believe in fact calls itself a "playsuit." I am generally fundamentally opposed to anything on an adult's body that would use that word, but... it's the holidays! She's at a mall! And that cape is AWESOME. So maybe she's not merely Gwen Stefani, but Captain Festive, here to crank up your holiday spirit.
Gwen Stefani at a backstage photocall prior to officially turning on the 2017 Westfield Shopping Centre Christmas Lights, White City, London Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 30 Nov 2017
Credit: WENN.com
Not gonna lie, it's totally working.
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Gwen Stefani seen leaving Radio 2 Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 01 Dec 2017
Credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com
This is EXACTLY how this was displayed on the runway. The colors are very sunny and cheery on her, but the dress -- if that's even what it is -- looks sloppily applied.
Singer Gwen Stefani arriving at BBC Radio Two studios to promote her new single 'You Make It Feel Like Christmas' - London Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 01 Dec 2017
Credit: WENN.com
However, it has a one-shouldered cape, so she COULD have dropped in from celestial parts to make sure we're all spiking our egg nog with enough brandy. Assuming she doesn't slam it into a car door.
Gwen Stefani arrives at Global House Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 30 Nov 2017
Credit: Tony Oudot/WENN
Those pants are absurdly complicated. Someone please help me understand why anyone needs a shin compartment.
Gwen Stefani arrives at Global House Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 30 Nov 2017
Credit: Tony Oudot/WENN
... Is that a cat on her jacket's sleeve? And is that actually a puffer jacket that's been Dr. Moreau'd with a hoodie? So many questions. EVERYTHING about this outfit is overdesigned.
Gwen Stefani seen leaving Kiss FM studios Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 01 Dec 2017
Credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com
So the striking simplicity of THIS is even nicer.
Gwen Stefani attends a photocall for the switch on Christmas Lights at Westfield's at White City in London Featuring: Gwen Stefani
Where: London, United Kingdom
When: 30 Nov 2017
Credit: WENN.com
It's okay, Gwen. Even superheroes buy ugly stuff online sometimes. I'm just going to remember you like this, instead.