
I truly am not a person who generally stans celebrities -- although I am a vigorous fan of certain sports teams, so I get the impulse -- but I might stan Gwendoline Christie? Like every time I see her wearing something this dramatic, I just want to scream, "YOU'RE AMAZING."

YOU'RE AMAZING.
Anyway, these dresses are stunning to me. They're quasi-naked, I guess, but the nakedness is so artistic and intentional. They're not like HELLO LOOK AT MY INNER THIGHS! She looks like she's raising from, I don't know, like a mystical lake, now fully imbued with her full powers.

It's neat to see a dress that's literally an optical illusion.

If I may be briefly Informative, this is the premiere of The Personal History of David Copperfield, which features Dreamy Dev Patel in the titular role and also stars Tilda Swinton. Can the universe take a movie with Swinton AND Christie in it? I guess we're about to find out.

YOUR MOVE, SWINTON!
