> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Gwyneth Gave Us This Six Years Ago, and I Hold It Dear
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gwyneth-gave-us-this-six-years-ago-and-i-hold-it-dear-01-2021/
- Published: 2021-01-15T19:00:51.000Z
- Updated: 2021-01-14T23:28:24.000Z
- Description: Truly.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

I sincerely have many issues with Gwyneth Paltrow, but I also cannot deny that this photo makes me giggle every time I see it. She is so DELIGHTED to be walking out onto that set in this truly underwhelming blush jumpsuit, which doesn't even fit. Even her makeup matches it. She's monochrome and she loves it. "I'M SO NEUTRAL! I'M THE SWITZERLAND OF CELEBRITIES!" it screams, as if someone who has turned herself into walking conference-room wallpaper therefore couldn't *possibly* be feeding you a line of bullshit about vampire repelling spray or why you need a $1000 casserole dish. Good times. Good, GOOP times.

###### \[Photo: Getty\]