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# Gwynnie and Kate are a Fug and a Fab
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/gwynnie-and-kate-are-a-fug-and-a-fab-02-2026/
- Published: 2026-02-16T17:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2026-02-15T21:41:50.000Z
- Description: In Prada and Louis Vuitton.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Louis Vuitton, Prada, Santa Barbara Film Festival, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

KATE HUDSON: Psst, Gwyneth. You seem to have brought the roll of paper towels back with you from the bathroom.

GWYNETH PALTROW: Oh, Kathryn. It's actually wellness.

KH: My name is actually Kate, though.

GP: See, Katrina, we here at GOOP believe that if you scooch paper towels up your hooch and then train them around, it gives bad vibes an off-ramp and gives sexual energy an on-ramp so you can repair your orgasmic mindfulness.

KH: I... okay. Is that also what the crooked see-through tank top is for?

GP: No no, Kathleen. We here at GOOP believe that wearing fugly Kleenex harnesses the sun's vital chakras and feng-shuis them into nutritious hormonal alignment.

KH: And the...

GP: Whatever you're about to say, Katberly, trust me that we here at GOOP will have a bullshit explanation for it that none of us really believes or understands.

KH: So you know it's a bad outfit.

GP: I mean, I have *eyes*, girl.

###### \[Photo: Tommaso Boddi/Variety via Getty Images\]