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# Haley Bennett
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/haley-bennett/
- Published: 2023-10-20T14:45:59.000Z
- Updated: 2023-10-19T20:04:38.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

## Haley Bennett

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ROME, ITALY - OCTOBER 19: Haley Bennett attends a photocall for the movie "Widow Clicquot" during the 18th Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 19, 2023 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This is all fine and maybe a bit staid. I actually really don't like the pants, though, the more I look at them -- they're stodgy to me -- and I can't tell if the sleeves AND length of the top are cropped intentionally or if it's just the wrong size. She looks like a young royal who borrowed her grandmother's clothes to attend a friend's courthouse wedding.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/10/GettyImages-1744542041-1697744805.jpg)

ROME, ITALY - OCTOBER 19: Haley Bennett attends a photocall for the movie "Widow Clicquot" during the 18th Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 19, 2023 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

But it's the hairscape that really gave me the giggles. It feels VERY semi-homemade, and like she performs fertility rituals by night using fruits of the forest.

## in Alberta Ferretti

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/10/GettyImages-1744890564-1697744791.jpg)

ROME, ITALY - OCTOBER 19: Haley Bennett attends a red carpet for the movie "Widow Clicquot" during the 18th Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 19, 2023 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Except she'd be wearing THIS with it for that part of her day. And dancing around a fire, because TV tells me that's what people do when they're doing Forest Magic. The pivot to Unabashed Sexpot was unexpected from the other outfit.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/10/GettyImages-1744890553-1697744821.jpg)

ROME, ITALY - OCTOBER 19: Haley Bennett attends a red carpet for the movie "Widow Clicquot" during the 18th Rome Film Festival at Auditorium Parco Della Musica on October 19, 2023 in Rome, Italy. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

"BEHOLD, SPIRITS, THIS BLESSING OF OVARIES, I SACRIFICE THESE SIX EGGS FROM WHOLE FOODS IN THE NAME OF FECUNDITY FOR ALL POULTRY."

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