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# Halle Berry, I Do Not Like The Direction Things Are Going
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/halle-berry-i-do-not-like-the-direction-things-are-going-05-2017/
- Published: 2017-05-09T15:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-09T16:22:00.000Z
- Description: NONE of this works.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

Halle had been [creeping on The Sheers for a while](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sigh-halle-berry-in-noam-hanoch-at-the-mtv-movie-awards-04-2016/) before the Met Gala, but now she's all in, and without the benefit [of a beautiful artistic skirt](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/i-wish-halle-berry-and-nicki-minaj-had-worn-complete-dresses-05-2017/). Indeed, possibly without a skirt AT ALL. Not only is she in a bodysuit that looks as if she was kidnapped in it and hasn't taken it off in a week despite spending part of that time in the trunk of a car and then a warehouse basement, but she's capped it with a tube top and then The Demon Garment, aka, the slit-leg pant. Or split-leg pant. I honestly don't know which to call it. It's got a slit, but it looks like it's split. Maybe I'll call them Hulk-Out Pants. Either way, this entire thing is a decided downgrade; at least her dramatically see-through outfit from the Met had a lot of beauty and hard work around it. By comparison, this design is someone who cheated on their midterm.

\[Photo: Getty\]