Halle Berry Wears Things

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (12602394a) Halle Berry Red Carpet Premiere Screening of 'Bruised', Arrivals, AFI Fest, TCL Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles, California, USA - 13 Nov 2021

I'm gonna open with a complaint, which is that I don't love that the top of this bodice looks like a fancy proscenium at a gorgeous Art Deco theatre at which I'd be delighted to see a series of noir films with a giant bucket of movie popcorn.

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by Image Press Agency/NurPhoto/Shutterstock (12603013v) Actress Halle Berry arrives at the 2021 AFI Fest - Official Screening Of Netflix's 'Bruised' held at the TCL Chinese Theatre IMAX on November 13, 2021 in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, United States. 2021 AFI Fest - Official Screening Of Netflix's 'Bruised', Hollywood, United States - 14 Nov 2021

However, while I kind of wish she were just wearing a black tank, the rest of this suit is great on her and overall, this is pretty killer.

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Mandatory Credit: Photo by RHTY/starmaxinc.com/Shutterstock (12604552h) Halle Berry 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' TV show, Los Angeles, California, USA - 15 Nov 2021

Also still gorgeous, obviously, but I DO think that is a repurposed bathrobe. Something about this is giving me Real Housewives vibes and while Oscar Winner Halle Berry does not need to be and should not become a Real Housewife, I WOULD like to see her float through a party at Kyle's house rolling her eyes at everyone. Thank you for taking this suggestion.