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Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981dd) Heidi Klum Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Heidi showed up at like midnight for her party in a glass box???? And it was a MELEE!

Heidi Klum

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981cv) Heidi Klum Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

But this costume is astonishing. I don't....totally know what she is? It's like part Borg Queen, part Mad Max Fury Road situation? (Am I missing the obvious?)

Heidi Klum

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981co) Heidi Klum Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

No wonder this took all day! 

Heidi Klum

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10462342l) Heidi Klum Heidi Klum dresses in her Halloween costume, Amazon store, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I respect how much Heidi really goes for it on Halloween. She GOES FOR IT.

Heidi Klum dresses in her Halloween costume

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10462342b) Heidi Klum Heidi Klum dresses in her Halloween costume, Amazon store, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I mean, this is just an amazing amount of work. Heidi must be a HUGE get for a few of New York's make-up artists this time of year. 

Heidi Klum dresses in her Halloween costume

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Kristin Callahan/ACE Pictures/Shutterstock (10462182j) Heidi Klum Heidi Klum dresses in her Halloween costume, Amazon store, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

She got prepped in an Amazon store? -- Amazon sponsored this party -- but this is much cooler than previous times Heidi's costume has been sponsored.

Sheinelle Jones

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10461751bc) Sheinelle Jones as Janet Jackson 'Today' TV show Halloween Special, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

The Today Show also always commits. Here, Sheinelle Jones is Janet Jackson and she does look like her here. (She also had Rhythm Nation dancers at one point.)

Al Roker and Craig Melvin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10461751be) Al Roker as Carlton Banks and Craig Melvin as Will Smith from 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' 'Today' TV show Halloween Special, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Al is Carlton Banks and Craig is Will Smith, obviously, from Fresh Prince. (I have to think that every year the people in charge of these costumes just pray -- more than normal! -- that no tragic news breaks on Halloween. You really cannot have Al Roker reporting about a deadly hurricane dressed as Carlton. [I mean, did they have him talk about the wildfires dressed as Carlton? I only watch The Today Show when I am in a hotel, usually, and then I watch it RELIGIOUSLY.])

Jenna Bush and Willie Geist

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10461751ck) Jenna Bush and Willie Geist 'Today' TV show Halloween Special, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

This makes me feel a little uncomfortable and I don't know why? 

Carson Daly and Savannah Guthrie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (10461855k) Carson Daly and Savannah Guthrie 'Today' TV show Halloween Special, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Savannah Guthrie makes an AMAZING Sandy from Grease. (I respect a woman who really just wants to look cute on Halloween, as I know I am also that woman.)

'Hoda Kotb

Mandatory Credit: Photo by MediaPunch/Shutterstock (10461855j) Hoda Kotb 'Today' TV show Halloween Special, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I'm confused about the universe in which this Today Show Halloween lives, if we have TWO Travoltas!

Paris Hilton

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10461795g) Paris Hilton Paris Hilton out and about, Los Angeles, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Is this...sexy....Hogwarts???

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972bo) Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

As promised, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones as Peter O'Toole (I assume?) and Jean Harlow. This was Bette Midler's big Halloween Gala, the theme of which this year was "Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age." People took this directive VERY generally.

Cyndi Lauper

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972ab) Cyndi Lauper Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I am going to need one of you to explicate who she is for me.

Jane Krakowski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972au) Jane Krakowski Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Jane's makeup artist has her costume as "a showgirl" but it has to be more specific? Regardless, she looks fab. (She played Miss Adelaide in the West End Guys and Dolls, maybe this was just laying around from that.)

Noah Galvin, Beanie Feldstein, Ben Platt and Molly Gordon

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972ba) Noah Galvin, Beanie Feldstein, Ben Platt and Molly Gordon Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I KNOW THIS ONE. (I have actually seen a lot of old movies in my time, I should be nailing this!) I love Molly Gordon for being like, "I WILL be the Cowardly Lion but...chic."

David Hyde Pierce

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972bc) David Hyde Pierce Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

This is just how I imagine DHP 24/7, really.

Bette Midler and Michael Kors

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972bf) Bette Midler and Michael Kors Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

WHAT is Michael Kors DOING?

Bette Midler and Sophie Von Haselberg

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972bu) Bette Midler and Sophie Von Haselberg Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Is Bette just wearing her Hello, Dolly costume? That's practical, TBH. Or is this a Mae West situation? Regardless, I don't think you need me to tell you that Sophie is her daughter. She looks just like her! (And very cute in this.)

Katie Couric

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972bp) Katie Couric and guest Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

That classic Hollywood couple, Elizabeth Holmes and Bob Ross!!! (I didn't dress up this year, but I too probably would have been Elizabeth Holmes. I own the whole outfit.)

Judith Light

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Shutterstock (10461972m) Judith Light Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

As Marlene Dietrich, of course. This costume is SO good. She could truly wear this whenever she wants, she looks great.

Julia Schlaepfer

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10462312bh) Lucy Boynton Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

This is the segment of the party that I call, "classic Hollywood looks that influenced Madonna," I guess.

Joan Collins and Mr Joan Collins

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (10462312bm) Joan Collins Bette Midler's Hulaween Charity Gala 'Haunted Hollywood: The Golden Age' benefiting the New York Restoration Project, Arrivals, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

YES.

Ice-T, Coco Austin

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981ar) Ice-T, Coco Austin Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I have to say that I have real respect for a celeb couple that does NOT do a couple's costume and just each goes as what they want to dress up as.

Jonathan Van Ness

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981ax) Jonathan Van Ness Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I'm surprised I didn't see MORE Cats this Halloween.

Halima Aden

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981b) Halima Aden Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Timely, AND classic. She looks rad in this.

Barbara Palvin, Dylan Sprouse

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981ba) Barbara Palvin, Dylan Sprouse Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Yeah, I have no idea, but I am confident someone will recognize this.

Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981cz) Neil Patrick Harris, David Burtka Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

I think they're the Olsen twins, right? Something about this feels a maybe tiny bit mean to me and I'm not quite sure what it is? 

Constance Jablonski

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981bh) Constance Jablonski Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Is she....lady Joker?

Taylor Hill

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981ca) Taylor Hill Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

This is a pretty good Gamora, and also I'm proud of myself for getting that -- I know that movie made a ton but I have this weird thing where I fall asleep in almost EVERY single Marvel movie so it's very hard to me to absorb them. (The only ones I stayed awake for were Captain America I, the first Iron Man and Thor: The Funny One. I have Marvelcolepsy.)

Questlove

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981d) Questlove Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

Brilliant.

The Blonds

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Shutterstock (10461981n) The Blonds Heidi Klum's 20th Annual Halloween Party presented by Amazon Prime Video and SVEDKA Vodka, Arrivals, Cathedral Restaurant at Moxy East Village Hotel, New York, USA - 31 Oct 2019

They are costume designers, so they have a leg up here, but these are fantastic regardless.

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