Halsey at iHeartRadio

Halsey

Their bodice here looks like two snakes that have just recently swallowed large rats, and are now tickling each other with their tails. I can't believe Gucci didn't do this first.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (12862378fp) Halsey arrives at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles 2022 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 22 Mar 2022

I saw this picture next and was like, "Well, maybe the skirt will turn out to be good?"

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (12862378ff) Halsey arrives at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles 2022 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 22 Mar 2022

NEWSFLASH: My eyes tricked me, because IT'S PANTS. Halsey, you hilarious naked flower, you look like you're in an ABBA revue in Las Vegas.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (12862378fi) Halsey arrives at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles 2022 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 22 Mar 2022

I mean, you have to hand it to them. I didn't think Halsey would ever top the boob belt, but... well, at the very least they have equaled it. Consistency is an achievement at this highly curated level of fuggery.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jordan Strauss/AP/Shutterstock (12862378fj) Halsey arrives at the iHeartRadio Music Awards, at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles 2022 iHeartRadio Music Awards - Arrivals, Los Angeles, United States - 22 Mar 2022

This spandex is hanging on with hot glue and hope. Good luck, Halsey. May the odds be ever in your favor.