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# Halsey Looks Surprisingly Bad-Ass In This Weird Blouse
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/halsey-looks-surprisingly-bad-ass-considering-how-sparkly-her-outfit-actually-is-06-2019/
- Published: 2019-06-14T18:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2019-06-14T05:44:44.000Z
- Description: That's a pretty amazing skill.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

Yes, this totally looks like something you'd see if Liza Minnelli decided to design a line of sensible business separates for Fancy Lady Lawyers... but maybe Liza Minnelli *should* design a line of sensible business separates for Fancy Lady Lawyers? In fact, maybe Halsey needs to become Liza's Fancy Lady Lawyer. They can sing a duet, then Halsey can vigorously defend Liza's copyright, then we get a tap routine! Halsey's also already adopted one stage name -- her given name is Ashley -- so she might be open to changing it one more time, to Halzey, a.k.a. Halsey With a Z. This is going to be AMAZING. Someone needs to take this idea seriously!

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