Hannah Waddingham in Suzanne Neville

Player No. 1: Pride of Britain Hannah Waddingham, who looks freaking sensational. This is a custom gown, and you can tell. This is how custom should be. If you hand someone your measurements, it should fit like this much of a luxurious dream. She is amazing and if ever Juno Temple is on a silent retreat for a month and she needs a wild-haired friend with whom to be savage, I volunteer as tribute.

Sharon Stone in Benchellal

Player No. 2: Pride of Britain Sharon Stone, also looking stellar. Obviously I love it when Sharon goes FULL sparkly glam, but it's hard to quibble with the stately version of her, either. It's good.

At this point, I gather they met on the red carpet and Hannah genuflected, as one would to the person who made ice picks into a terrifying gag gift.

That's Hannah's father looking on while Hannah gets HELLA emotional about being face to face with Sharon Stone -- who, yes, got down on the ground with her presumably to pep talk her back up onto her feet.

"LISTEN HANNAH, I LOVE YOU, YOU ARE FABULOUS ON TED LASSO. BUT LET'S GET UP. WE NEED OUR KNEES, YOU HEAR ME? WE NEED THEM. YOU CAN'T CRACK A BASTARD IN THE NOODLE BOWL WITHOUT GOOD KNEES."

"THANK YOU, HODA, THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER. YOU'RE THE TOPS. I BELIEVE IN YOU. LIKE THE SIGN SAYS ON THAT SHOW. YOU KNOW THE ONE. SUCCESSION. YES."

"SO ANYWAY IT'S LIKE I WAS SAYING, HALLIE, TED IS A DREAMBOAT. I ONCE MARRIED A MAN WITH A MUSTACHE AND A DRAGON BIT HIM. YOU HEAR ME? A DRAGON.I WAS DOING IT BEFORE GAME OF THRONES. I AM THE ORIGINAL DRAGON QUEEN."

Pride of Britain Awards, Grosvenor House, London, UK - 30 Oct 2021

"HEY HEDDA, LET'S BUY A TEAM AND MAKE THEM THE DRAGON QUEENS. WHADDYA SAY??!?"

"HAYLEY WIMBLEDON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! BEHOLD HER IN HER GLORY! WE'RE GONNA BUY A HANDBALL TEAM!"

Hannah Waddingham Bowed Down to Sharon Stone

Everyone else probably wanted to bow to them both.