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# Happy 40th Gisele! Remember When You Had To Wear THIS?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-40th-gisele-remember-when-you-had-to-wear-this-07-2020/
- Published: 2020-07-21T18:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2020-07-21T01:25:10.000Z
- Description: Yeesh.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, 1998, Givenchy, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

In honor of Gisele Bundchen entering her fifth decade of life, I decided to dig for the weirdest things she'd had to wear on a runway (excluding Victoria's Secret, for a variety of reasons). I did not have to look far: This was one of the first things to appear, from the Spring/Summer 1999 fashion show at Givenchy. Of ALL the fashion houses to turn her into a naked version of my kitchen floor! I'd have guessed Mugler first. Congratulations, Gisele, on being -- to my knowledge, anyway -- the first and last person to walk this Earth as a Givenchy naked checkerboard. And we should all offer up a torrent of gratitude to the universe for that, because, living as we do during a prolonged era of precarious clothes, it's almost unfathomable that nobody went dumpster-diving in the Givenchy vault and pulled this out again.