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# Happy 4th of July. Here is a Canadian Being Glamorous.
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-4th-of-july-here-is-a-canadian-being-glamorous-07-2017/
- Published: 2017-07-04T14:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2017-07-03T20:23:36.000Z
- Description: She's the queen of the world.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Slow Clap*, fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

Whether you're off for the day, or stuck at work while you know others are out lighting things on fire -- barbecues, illegal fireworks, cocktails -- know that Celine's heart will go on, even if she finally *does* turn herself into a tapestry the likes of which belong on display at historic royal palaces. Eat your potato salad. She's living her destiny.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/07/BGUS_909691_032-1499113369.jpg "Celine Dion doing a photoshoot in Paris")

And, if viewed from a distance, posing as if she's just given birth to a golden orb that will light our way to a better planet. I wish she *would*. And I bet she would if she could.

\[Photo: Backgrid\]