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# Happy 50th Birthday, Johnny Depp: A Hotness Fugtrospective
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-50th-birthday-johnny-depp-a-hotness-fugtrospective-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-10T16:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-06T03:20:43.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, fugtrospective, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-50th-birthday-johnny-depp-a-hotness-fugtrospective/)

A lot of global loins are depressed today to know that Johnny Depp has turned 50, and if that's true -- and apparently it is -- then the virtues of math mean that you, \[insert your name here\], are actually \[insert decidedly non-virtuous math here\]. But let's journey back in time, through the dreamy days when he was every girl's Trapper-Keeper husband (you know, "Mrs. Johnny Depp" scrawled there in pink paint-pen), and then his spiral into what every teen girl knows him as now: A quirky but talented actor and hobo-lite who in many ways is the soulmate of Debra Messing's scarf-a-holic from *Smash*. Happy half-century, sir.

\[Photos: Getty, Fanpop\]