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# Happy 9th Anniversary to This Hat
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-9th-anniversary-to-this-hat-11-2020/
- Published: 2020-11-05T17:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2020-11-05T05:49:17.000Z
- Description: On SJP.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

The U.S. is not a hat-leaning country, and that is a pity, because Sarah Jessica Parker is historically a hat-leaning person and LOOK at the kinds of things we are being denied. This is from the Melbourne Cup racing weekend in 2011, and it looks like the bottom of a home-built marble run, or perhaps a tribute to luge, or -- and this is my personal favorite theory -- a salute to the Oxford comma. She's also worn a potted plant on her head before, to a *Sex and the City* premiere, and beginning in 2013, [she's embraced millinery at the Met Gala too](https://www.vogue.com/article/sarah-jessica-parker-met-gala-fashion-dresses?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). As we drag our asses to the conclusion of 2020, and look for any light at the end of this subterranean tunnel, perhaps... the SJP Collection could expand into statement headgear? I don't mean those unflattering giant padded headbands that have tried to make a comeback; I'm talking about MAJOR HATTITUDE. Big Headgear Energy. I trust her with this dream, I really do.

###### \[Photo: Getty\]