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# Happy Belated Birthday, Becks!
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-belated-birthday-becks-05-2020/
- Published: 2020-05-11T18:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2021-10-25T18:16:50.000Z
- Description: You've had SOME HAIR over the years.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Featured, fugtrospective, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hbd-becks/)

We missed David Beckham's 45th birthday on May 2 because it was on a Saturday, and starting that Monday, [we covered the hell out of all the old Met Galas](https://gofugyourself.com/tag/met-ball?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). But it's never too late to revisit it. For one thing, I'd been pondering an update to our old, brief [David Beckham Hotness Fugtrospective](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/hotness-retrospectfug-david-beckham-05-2011/), because when I dug around for [Posh's birthday slideshow](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-posh-spices-birthday-and-she-has-worn-some-stuff-04-2020/) I realized how very badly dressed David can be and decided he needed one all his own. (Hey, you can gnaw on all three galleries today, if you like. A full meal. A buffet without need of a sneezeguard.) I borrowed bits and bobs from both of those pieces, but mostly tried to keep this one different; there is some TERRIBLE fashion, some okay stuff, and mostly, a massive parade of hairdos.

###### \[Photos: Shutterstock, Colorsport/Shutterstock, Getty\]