Jessica Biel & Chris Evans at PlayStation 2 Anniversary Party in Los Angeles (Photo by Gregg DeGuire/WireImage)
Look at these two children: Jessica, with her ultra-low jeans designed to highlight the pubic bone, and a bra and a tank that are both basically Kleenex with straps; and Chris, in a hideous sweater. I am going to venture a guess this photo is in NEITHER of their personal albums.
2001
Jessica Biel & Chris Evans arriving at the My VH-1 Music Awards 2001 at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles. (Photo by Steve Granitz/WireImage)
The thing you'll notice about Chris Evans is that he is often photographed in the middle of making a statement, or looking as if he's about to speak.
2001: Not Another Teen Movie
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Chyler Leigh and Chris Evans
FILM - 'NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE' - 2001
This is a parody of Ali Larter's Varsity Blues scene. Listen, everyone has to have a first job SOMEWHERE, and this is how the Chris Evans business got into the big time.
2003
Jessica Biel & Chris Evans (Photo by Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage)
How did I forget that so many people tried hats in this era?
2003
Jessica Biel and Chris Evans (Photo by Jean-Paul Aussenard/WireImage for Bragman Nyman Cafarelli)
Jessica's commitment to ultra-low rise jeans was pure, as was Chris's to a white stripey shirt.
2004
HOLLYWOOD - JANUARY 27: Actor Chris Evans arrives at the Los Angeles Premiere of Paramount's "Perfect Score" at the Cinerama Dome on January 27, 2004 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Giulio Marcocchi/Getty Images).
"Should I have done up my top button?"
2004
Chris Evans during 4th Annual Taurus World Stunt Awards - Arrivals at Paramount Studios in Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)
"Am I a young Bob Odenkirk?"
2004
Chris Evans during "The Notebook" - Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals at Mann Village Theatre in Westwood, California, United States. (Photo by SGranitz/WireImage)
"Do you think I could go as this movie for Halloween?"
2004
Chris Evans during "Cellular" Los Angeles Premiere - Arrivals at Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
"Does anybody know if I am actually Luke Wilson?"
2005
Chris Evans (Photo by Albert L. Ortega/WireImage)
"Do I look like my own long-lost fraternal twin who rides bulls?"
2005
Chris Evans during Nautica & Details Magazine "Next Big Things" Party at Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
"When does the bowling start?"
2005
Chris Evans during Movieline's Hollywood Life 7th Annual Young Hollywood Awards - Arrivals at Music Box at The Fonda in Hollywood, California, United States. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic)
"Yeeeep, I'm pretty sure I look like I stole these clothes from three other people, right?"
2005
Chris Evans and Jessica Alba at the Tokyo Bay NK Hall in Urayasu, Japan. (Photo by Nathan Shanahan/WireImage)
"Am I winning this pants-off?"
2005
HAMBURG, GERMANY - JULY 12: (from left to right) Film Director Bernd Eichinger, Actor Ioan Gruffudd, Actress Jessica Alba and Actor Chris Evans arrive at the film premiere "The Fantastic Four" at the Elbberg on July 12, 2005 in Hamburg, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)
"If I keep these on, will people mistake m for Tom Cruise?"
2006
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Chris Evans
Entertainment Weekly 2006 'Must List' Party at the Buddha Bar, New York, America - 22 Jun 2006
"What do you mean, the keg is kicked?"
2006
Chris Evans during Tricia Helfer of Battlestar Galcatica Party to Celebrate the Release of the February Issue of Playboy at Les Deux in Los Angeles, California, United States. (Photo by Michael Bezjian/WireImage)
"Should I become a boxer?"
2007
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U S Actor Chris Evans Arrives For the Britain Premiere of His New Film 'Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer' Held at the Vue Cinema On London's Leicester Square Britain 12 June 2007 This is the Latest Outing For Mr Fantastic and the Gang This Time Battling Against the Powerful Silver Surfer and Planet-eating Galactus
Britain Cinema Fantastic Four Premiere - Jun 2007
"Is it just that I CAN'T do up top buttons?"
2011
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Us Actor Chris Evans Poses For a Photograph in the Press Room at the 68th Golden Globe Awards Held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Los Angeles California Usa 16 January 2011 United States Los Angeles
Usa Golden Globe Awards 2011 - Jan 2011
"Did you just ask if I'm Channing Tatum?"
2011
Actor Chris Evans arrives at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre on June 5, 2011 in Universal City, California.
"But seriously, I am giving you Top Gun Tom Cruise vibes here, right?"
2011
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Chris Evans Actor Chris Evans arrives at the official launch party for the video game "Rage,", in Los Angeles. The first-person shooter video game will be released on October 4
Official Launch Party - Rage, Los Angeles, USA
"Was this jacket better with the plain t-shirt?"
2012
The premiere of Marvel's The Avengers, held at El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood, CA. April 11, 2012
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"Did you just call me Justin Theroux?"
2012
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Us Actor Chris Evans who Plays Captain America Arrives For the Avengers Premiere in Hollywood California Usa 11 April 2012 United States Hollywood
Usa Cinema the Avengers Premiere - Apr 2012
"Do we need to make a Dr. Evil prequel?"
2014
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 13: Actor Chris Evans arrives for the premiere of Marvel's "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" at the El Capitan Theatre on March 13, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)
"Okay but can Owen Wilson confirm whether or not I am also Luke Wilson?"
2014
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 13: Actor Chris Evans, arrives at the premiere Of Marvel's "Captain America:The Winter Soldier at the El Capitan Theatre on March 13, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
"Is everyone hotter in sunglasses?"
2015
"Am I also plenty adorable without them?"
2015
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Us Actor and Cast Member Chris Evans Poses For a Photograph During the Premiere of the Movie 'The Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015' at the Seoul Trade Exhibition Convention in Seoul South Korea 17 April 2015 the Movie by Us Screenwriter and Director Joss Whedon Will Open in South Korean Theaters on 23 April Korea, Rebublic of Seoul
South Korea Cinema - Apr 2015
"Are YOU the man?!??"
2016
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Us Actor Chris Evans Gestures During a Press Conference For the 'Captain America: Civil War' Gala Premiere at the Marina Bay Sands Hotel in Singapore 21 April 2016 Evans Plays the Main Character Captain America in the Upcoming Movie 'Captain America: Civil War' Singapore Singapore
Singapore Cinema Captain America - Apr 2016
"Can you slow down and ask your questions about my pecs one at a time?"
2016
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Actor Chris Evans poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'Captain America Civil War' in London
Britain Captain America Civil War Premiere, London, United Kingdom
"Can we just laugh together quietly and hold onto this moment of joy before it slips through our fingers like sands through the proverbial hourglass?"
2016
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Actor Chris Evans attends a special screening of "Captain America: Civil War", hosted by The Cinema Society and Audi, at Brookfield Place, Henry R. Luce Auditorium, in New York
NY Special Screening of "Captain America: Civil War", New York, USA
"Am I your favorite Chris?"
2019
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Chris Evans and Jennifer Lopez
91st Annual Academy Awards, Backstage, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019
"Do you want to trade the contents of this envelope for whatever is behind Door No. 2?"
2019
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Jennifer Lopez and Chris Evans
91st Annual Academy Awards, Backstage, Los Angeles, USA - 24 Feb 2019
"What do you MEAN I won an iPad from 2012?"
2019
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Chris Evans
'Avengers: Endgame' Film Premiere, Arrivals, LA Convention Center, Los Angeles, USA - 22 Apr 2019
Wearing Salvatore Ferragamo, Custom
"Ooh, you're liking my fluffier hair?!?"
2019
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Daniel Craig and Chris Evans
Variety Studio at Toronto International Film Festival, Presented by AT&T, Day 2, Canada - 07 Sep 2019
"Sir, I believe your VIP pass is being revoked."
2019
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Chris Evans
'Knives Out' film premiere, Arrivals, Regency Village Theatre, Los Angeles, USA - 14 Nov 2019
"Am I pulling off this double-breasted suit or do I look slightly stumpy?"
2019
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Chris Evans
'Knives Out' film photocall, Four Seasons Hotel, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, USA - 15 Nov 2019
