> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Happy Birthday, Prince George! - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-birthday-prince-george-post/ - Published: 2015-07-22T18:00:57.000Z - Updated: 2016-11-10T01:07:39.000Z - Author: Jessica - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44 ## Wills and Kate and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/174290731-510x765.jpg) His Royal Highness's First Royal Wave. Also, if Kate doesn't end up sourcing a tiny beaded belt for George, I WILL RAGE. ## Wills and Kate and George and Lupo ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-Prince-George-Official-Photo-Bucklebury-UK-08192013-01-419x314.jpg) "I'm Prince William, and I have been wearing this shirt for two straight weeks." ## Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/185633686-510x738.jpg) Nothing beats the bored, blank stare of a tiny imperious child. ## Kate and Wills and George and Lupo ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/kate-wills-george-lupo-window.jpg) I think this is still my favorite Cambridge Family Picture. Sorry, Charlotte. [This one's good too](https://www.gofugyourself.com/princess-charlottes-christening-photos-07-2015/charlottechristening?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). You'll get another shot! Quite literally. ## Prince George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/spl733479_007-510x766.jpg) "HELLO EVERYONE. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WENT TO AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND AND ALL OF YOU WANTED TO GNAW ON MY PERFECT BABY CHEEKS? PLEASE DO NOT. I HAVE MANY THINGS TO DO AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR PEOPLE EATING MY FACE ALL UP." ## Wills and Kate and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/483469551-510x547.jpg) "BUT THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR A HUG FOR MUMMY." ## Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/485010709_10-510x807.jpg) My [original caption for this photo was](https://www.gofugyourself.com/well-played-kate-wills-and-georges-royal-tour-of-australia-and-new-zealand-day-ten-part-ii-04-2014/the-duke-and-duchess-of-cambridge-tour-australia-and-new-zealand-day-10-14?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), "Then the baby performed magic, to the delight of all the Muggles." I stand by that. ## Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/485710115-510x812.jpg) FOREARMS. Wait, I mean, BABIES. ## Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/485714901-510x340.jpg) "HELLO EVERYONE. I LOVE BEING GREETED BY DIGNITARIES AT THE AIRPORT. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO GREET ME. IT'S TERRIBLY KIND AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT." ## Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/484997153_10-510x764.jpg) In which our sweet prince learns, alas, that air travel is a mega drag even when you get to fly private. ## PUPPIES ![william-kate-puppies](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/484989301_10-510x418.jpg) PUPPY BREAK! ## George and Kate ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/486579283_10-510x745.jpg) "MOTHER, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU AND DADDY DID NOT BRING ME WITH YOU TO VISIT THE PUPPIES. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT UNTIL JUST NOW AND I AM ANGRY ALL OVER AGAIN. BETRAYAL." ## Kate and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/Kate-Prince-George-Polo-spl782441_006-510x381.jpg) At polo, we wear Bretons. ## Kate and Wills and George and horse ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/Kate-Prince-William-Prince-George-AG035967_28-510x764.jpg) In which George hydrates under the watchful eye of a horse. ## Kate and Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/Prince-George-First-Birthday-452491042-820x626.jpg) In which the Palace literally released a statement reassuring everyone that no butterflies were harmed in the taking of this photo. ## Prince George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/460401964-510x765.jpg) Several of you commenters have noted that you think George looks like Michael Middleton, his grandfather, and I totally agree, especially here. ## Wills and George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/prince-william-prince-george-royal-baby-471942778-510x766.jpg) "I THINK MY WAVING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED, DADDY, ALONG WITH MY ABILITY TO REMAIN UPRIGHT, SINCE THE LAST TIME WE DID THIS." ## George and Charlotte ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-476127694-419x628.jpg) "I SUPPOSE I'M HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEW PERSON YOU KEEP PLACING ONTO MY LAP, MOTHER, BUT WHEN WILL IT BE ABLE TO *DO THINGS*? BECAUSE SOMETIMES I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD THINGS FOR ME WHILE I RUIN OTHER THINGS. THANK YOU FOR GETTING BACK TO ME WITH THAT INFORMATION AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE." ## Prince George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-476948148-510x342.jpg) NO ONE loves seeing [Aunt Anne on patrol](https://www.gofugyourself.com/royally-played-trooping-the-colour-2015-06-2015/britains-trooping-the-colour-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) more than THIS ONE. ## George and Kate and Wills ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/477119216_master-510x742.jpg) I enjoy that he is still clutching his toy. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE. (I also enjoy that William's helmet has his initial on the back of it, the better to keep Harry from nicking it.) ## Prince George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479544428_master-510x711.jpg) "YES? MAY I HELP YOU, KIND PERSONAGE?" ## Wills and Kate and George and Charlotte (Somewhere) ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479548186_master-510x766.jpg) Little kids on tippy toes never fail to charm me. ## Prince George ![prince-george-birthday](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-479559622_master-510x844.jpg) In the coming years, mark my words: THERE WILL BE BRAWLS. [Happy Birthday, Prince George!Happy second birthday, Prince Squishy McAllCaps, Duke of Muffins, Earl of Mischief, Baron Sweetcheeks. What better way to celebrate the birthday of a small, charismatic child we don't personally know (AS FAR AS I AM AWARE) than a giant slideshow of Greatest Hits? Well, maybe cake. But I don't know where to send you baked goods right now. (PS: if you missed it, Kensington Palace released a new picture of wee HRH yesterday.) (PPS: If you have oodles of time to devote to this topic and YOU MIGHT, all of George can be found here.) (PPPS: You probably already know this, but because sometimes people only pop by for George: If you live somewhere other than the United States or Canada, and you wanted to read The Royal We on e-book but were previously thwarted, AT LAST it's out all over the place on Kindle and iBooks and whatnot, in many many many many countries, from the Netherlands to India to Australia to the UK, and one of which may well be yours. Happy reading!)![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/174290731-510x765.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/happy-birthday-prince-george-post-07-2015/)