
His Royal Highness's First Royal Wave. Also, if Kate doesn't end up sourcing a tiny beaded belt for George, I WILL RAGE.

"I'm Prince William, and I have been wearing this shirt for two straight weeks."

Nothing beats the bored, blank stare of a tiny imperious child.

I think this is still my favorite Cambridge Family Picture. Sorry, Charlotte. This one's good too. You'll get another shot! Quite literally.

"HELLO EVERYONE. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WENT TO AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND AND ALL OF YOU WANTED TO GNAW ON MY PERFECT BABY CHEEKS? PLEASE DO NOT. I HAVE MANY THINGS TO DO AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR PEOPLE EATING MY FACE ALL UP."

"BUT THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR A HUG FOR MUMMY."

My original caption for this photo was, "Then the baby performed magic, to the delight of all the Muggles." I stand by that.

FOREARMS. Wait, I mean, BABIES.

"HELLO EVERYONE. I LOVE BEING GREETED BY DIGNITARIES AT THE AIRPORT. THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT TO GREET ME. IT'S TERRIBLY KIND AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT."

In which our sweet prince learns, alas, that air travel is a mega drag even when you get to fly private.

PUPPY BREAK!

"MOTHER, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU AND DADDY DID NOT BRING ME WITH YOU TO VISIT THE PUPPIES. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT UNTIL JUST NOW AND I AM ANGRY ALL OVER AGAIN. BETRAYAL."

At polo, we wear Bretons.

In which George hydrates under the watchful eye of a horse.

In which the Palace literally released a statement reassuring everyone that no butterflies were harmed in the taking of this photo.

Several of you commenters have noted that you think George looks like Michael Middleton, his grandfather, and I totally agree, especially here.

"I THINK MY WAVING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED, DADDY, ALONG WITH MY ABILITY TO REMAIN UPRIGHT, SINCE THE LAST TIME WE DID THIS."

"I SUPPOSE I'M HAPPY ABOUT THIS NEW PERSON YOU KEEP PLACING ONTO MY LAP, MOTHER, BUT WHEN WILL IT BE ABLE TO DO THINGS? BECAUSE SOMETIMES I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD THINGS FOR ME WHILE I RUIN OTHER THINGS. THANK YOU FOR GETTING BACK TO ME WITH THAT INFORMATION AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE."

NO ONE loves seeing Aunt Anne on patrol more than THIS ONE.

I enjoy that he is still clutching his toy. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE. (I also enjoy that William's helmet has his initial on the back of it, the better to keep Harry from nicking it.)

"YES? MAY I HELP YOU, KIND PERSONAGE?"

Little kids on tippy toes never fail to charm me.

In the coming years, mark my words: THERE WILL BE BRAWLS.
