NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Jackie Sandler (L) and Adam Sandler attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
It's a golf movie, and he's TRYING, so I will spare us my usual kvetching about whether Sandler is bothering to match the occasion. His wife looks wonderful.
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Adam Sandler and Chris Farley at the Cineplex Odeon Century Plaza Cinema in Universal City, California (Photo by Jim Smeal/Ron Galella Collection via Getty Images)
Aw, it's really sad and sweet to see him with Chris Farley. Also how YOUNG they all were. It's interesting to see that Sandler wasn't always a hoodies and sweatshorts guy.
Julie Bowen in Siriano
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Julie Bowen attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
I both really like this, and keep wanting to tilt my head this way and that -- maybe it's how angular it is in different areas. It's a good dress, and it fits, but her styling might not be gelling with it.
Bad Bunny in Valentino
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Bad Bunny attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
He'd better be about to dance a pas de deux about golf.
Margaret Qualley in Chanel
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Margaret Qualley attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
Someone PLEASE get her out of this contract.
Erinn Hudson, Bodhi Hawn Hudson, Wilder Brooks Hudson, Oliver Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Rio Laura Hudson
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: (L-R) Erinn Hudson, Bodhi Hawn Hudson, Wilder Brooks Hudson, Oliver Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Rio Laura Hudson attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Oliver Hudson brought his whole family AND Goldie, and damn, DNA is real -- Oliver's daughter on the end there definitely has the vibe of her Aunt Kate.
Meredith Scudder (L) and Scottie Scheffler
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Meredith Scudder (L) and Scottie Scheffler attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
It is one HELL of a flex to win the Open on Sunday by four in a round you DOMINATED and that wasn't ever even realistically close, fly back to attend this premiere, AND bring the Claret Jug with you.
Bryson DeChambeau
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Bryson DeChambeau attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
I'm sure he took his cues from Sandler's usual, but dude, this is the least. In fairness, he ALSO played in the Open on Sunday and had a HELL of a round -- he carded a 64, and the lowest three day total of a major in history, and a) was STILL 8 shots back from Scheffler, and b) not close to winning because his first day was so bad.
Derrick Henry
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Derrick Henry attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
I cannot rightly express what a human bowling ball this man is on a football field. But very dapper off it.
John Cena, Shay Shariatzadeh
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: John Cena (L) and Shay Shariatzadeh attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
Everything is in order here.
Allen Lazard
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Allen Lazard attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
I wonder if he cut the jorts himself.
Kid Cudi
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Kid Cudi attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
He definitely did these with a butter knife.
Ryan Clark
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Ryan Clark attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
This is fabulous. I would expect nothing less from a former Steeler.
Nikki Garcia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Nikki Garcia attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
Imagine being an athlete and having people make bras with your name and jersey number. (It's for Saquon Barkley.)
Alayna Finau and Tony Finau
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: (L-R) Alayna Finau and Tony Finau attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Another golfer! I like his shirt. It's sweet that they coordinated. Nike must love it.
Michelle Wie
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Michelle Wie attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Arturo Holmes/WireImage)
However, I am so confused about what this Nike shirt is doing. Is it... what IS it? What are all the red markings? They look like levers.
Adam Devine, Chloe Bridges
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Adam Devine (L) and Chloe Bridges attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
Adam looks very put-together. Chloe does, too -- her hits of yellow are very welcome -- but boy, she must've used all the spray tan the salon had in stock.
I wish more golfers actually DID have loud taste like this nowadays. Even Rickie Fowler stopped wearing all orange on the final day.
Jaleel White
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Jaleel White attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
That shirt seems to be by Amiri, and it's maybe the cheesiest thing I've ever seen them produce -- like they made it JUST to be sold at an off-strip casino in Vegas.
Haley Joel Osment
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Haley Joel Osment attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
He just played a real asshole in Poker Face, in an episode I was NOT AT ALL COMFORTABLE WATCHING, ahem. It was nice to see him UNTIL IT WASN'T.
Alex Moffat
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Alex Moffat attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
The St. Andrews shirt, yes. The rest... sir. SIR. Socks and Tevas at a premiere? No.
Amber Ruffin
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Amber Ruffin attends Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)
Amber is here to show them how it's done.
Suzanne Hannemann (L) and Fred Couples
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JULY 21: Suzanne Hannemann (L) and Fred Couples attend Netflix's "Happy Gilmore 2" New York Premiere at Jazz at Lincoln Center on July 21, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/Getty Images)
I remember when Fred was on the regular PGA tour. He's always looked like your genial neighborhood dad, but I remember hearing a story that he used to be THE WILDEST PARTIER AROUND. I am into his plaid shoes. More plaid on the links, please, everyone.
