Zoe Saldaña

I can see why they chose this. I just sincerely wish I didn't KEEP thinking those are underpants.

They were VERY committed to the nip.

In case you wondered how I knew she was actually lying down on the cover.

Putting a flower in front of her, um, flower, is very... direct.

This feels weirdly sensual for Harper's. The cover does, too, but in just a strange enough way that it isn't as OVERT as this one is.

Ditto.

I know, Zoe. I'm sort of bored with it all, too.

I DO want to see whatever movie would use this as a poster.

Zoe Saldaña Gets Nippy on Harper's Bazaar

In Saint Laurent.