Drew Barrymore in Christopher John Rogers and Ralph Lauren

This is not a whiff -- entirely. I LOVE the Christopher John Rogers coat, but the Ralph stuff underneath it is too much. I think with THAT much coat, a deeper-cut blouse was in order? It's just a little too Colonel Sanders Walks His Child Down The Aisle, which can have its place, but perhaps is harshing the buzz of that showstopper coat.

Cindy Bruna in Vivienne Westwood

I would not have flagged this as Vivienne Westwood. And I hope Vivienne takes that as a compliment. She looks like the opening card of a rom-com sitcom, where the letters will all eventually rearrange as we pull back into the title of the show.

Shay Mitchell in The Attico

This is major, though.

Alton Mason

Alton played Little Richard in "Elvis," and I now hope that movie gets nominated for all the awards so that he can continue the costume parade. Imagine him climbing on stage for a Best Picture win dressed as the Green Lantern.

Heidi Gardner in Bibhu Mohapatra

I want to know what this would look like WITHOUT the gigantic bow. It looks like it landed unbidden and she's afraid to move in case it bites.

Leni Klum in Cavalli, and Heidi Klum in Rick Owens

This is all fine. Leni came out better, in part because that Rick Owens (or one of its cousins) on her mother has been work a few other times.

Ilana Glazer

I am sure her stylist sent pants too...?

Chloe Fineman

This is very solid.

Lindsey Vonn

And we're BACK TO UNDERWHELMING, people. The streak is over.

Dove Cameron in Balmain

This is fine, and also Bridal Expo 2023.

Jane Krakowski

Has Jane been tanning?

Kelsea Ballerini in Rodarte

This is another one that's been worn by a lot of people in the last year or two, and I haven't liked it a single time.

Latto

This is giving me Toni Braxton Grammy vibes. Oh, and the next two slides are the nipples, although the first one is not nearly as obvious as the second. Tread carefully, or click twice to avoid them both if you're at work/otherwise disinterested.

Julia Fox in Joanna Prazmo

So most of this is Saran Wrap, right? She was up late watching Fried Green Tomatoes and started screaming TOWANDA while she and Kathy Bates wrapped themselves in cling film? Is "Joanna Prazmo" even a name or did she just mumble it? "Who are you wearing?" "Joanna Przdjblr." "Did you say... Joanna Prazmo?" "Yes. Yes I did." Tread carefully next if you are not in a place where you can see areola.

Lauren Jauregui

This is not an aesthetic. This is an OnlyFans profile pic. It's just so silly and pointless to me. What is the point of this, if not to get a reaction -- and yet, I'm putting this post up almost a week after the event happened and I had not heard a peep about it AT ALL. I just stumbled on the photo. So if no one is even yapping about it, then... mission failed, I guess? [Lauren used to be in Fifth Harmony, by the way. Think Camila Camello and Normani. That group. A very successful group!]

Emily Ratajkowski in John Galliano

You might recognize this collection from when Carrie Bradshaw dipped into it back in SATC season three. Everyone was abuzz over this, but honestly... I've said before that, for a woman who is a model, I don't think EmRata is great at modeling? She almost never does her clothes a favor on the red carpet, and this is a prime example. This is a thud, and I can't tell if it's the outfit, the posing, or both. The boots are a win, at least.

Alicia Silverstone in Siriano

This is fine? She needed her hair off her face.

Lana Condor in Siriano

This is not one of Christian's more imaginative designs.

Jordan Clarkson

I assume that's Thom Browne? I love how much NBA players embrace fashion.

Halima Aden

A beautiful dress, beautifully accessorized.

Ashley Graham in Di Petsa

This isn't Project Runway, y'all - you don't HAVE to send out the model even if the sewing machine malfunctions.

Kat Graham in Herve Leger

I appreciate what this is trying.

Xenia Adonts

I do NOT particularly appreciate what THIS is trying. It never works.

Angus Cloud

He might have been looking at too many classic Justin Timberlake fashion photos.

Jared Leto

Ugh and HE looks like one of those asshole crackpot pranksters that storms a red carpet and acts like he was invited and makes life irritating for everyone. Which might be accurate, even without the prank part.

The Harper's Bazaar Icons Party Yielded Some... Bizarre Icons

And bizarre-r choices.