NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Kim Kardashian attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
I've NEVER said this before, but: I think Kim would look better in this if it were shorter. Like, imagine it mid-calf length? Better. (In fairness, it was probably originally worn by a very tall model. Kimberly is VERY SHORT.) I kind of like it?
Heidi Klum in Redemption
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Heidi Klum attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Right on brand!
Bella Thorne in Pamella Roland
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Bella Thorne attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
And I wish this didn't have the illusion netting, but it's not the worst thing she's ever worn. Not The Worst Thing She's Ever Worn: The Bella Thorne Story
Hilary Rhoda in Markarian
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Hilary Rhoda attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
I've sort of come around to the One Sleeve Manifesto, but this inspires another chorus of PICK A SLEEVE from me and I'm not quite sure why.
Jim Carrey
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Jim Carrey attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
All righty then.
Hailey Baldwin in Kaufmanfranco
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Hailey Baldwin attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
I am generally unmoved by her, although I interviewed her once and she was very charming. She would NOT be a model if she were not a Baldwin who once dated Bieber (and thus got a ton of Instagram followers) -- not because she isn't pretty, because she is certainly pretty, but because she is too short. Having said that: I think she looks great in this. It might be the best she's ever looked.
Lindsay Ellingson in Markarian
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Lindsay Ellingson attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Sure!
Jasmine Tookes in Acler
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Jasmine Tookes attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Our kingdom for a steamer!
Candice Swanepoel
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Candice Swanepoel attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Our kingdom for a shirt!
Rande Gerber and Cindy Crawford
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Rande Gerber (L) and Cindy Crawford attend Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Cindy looks great, Rande looks fine, and this seems like a good place to note that I'd bet my entire fortune that Rande's given name is "Randy."
Cordell Broadus & Dascha Polanco
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Cordell Broadus & Dascha Polanco attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Cordell Broadus is Snoop's son, who was on the UCLA football team but "left to pursue other passions." I don't know if he's left school entirely, but UCLA hasn't started yet, so I wouldn't assume so -- and indeed Vogue interviewed him and he's still enrolled as a Film student; FWIW, it's VERY HARD to be accepted into that major, and he certainly seems to have a strong visual sense. I do not know if he and Dascha are dating or just happened to be standing next to each other or what. But she looks good! I also wish THIS dress were shorter. What is wrong with me?
Camren Bicondova
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Camren Bicondova attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
This is a no for me, to quote some of the greatest poets of our time.
Tinashe
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Tinashe attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
I once had an amazing Going Out Top that reminded me of this but my boobs did not do this in it. I feel like she's taped one of them up more aggressively than the other, but at least her lipstick rocks.
Leomie Anderson
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image contains nudity) Leomie Anderson attends Harper's BAZAAR Celebration of "ICONS By Carine Roitfeld" at The Plaza Hotel presented by Infor, Laura Mercier, Stella Artois, FUJIFILM and SWAROVSKI on September 8, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Harper's BAZAAR)
Ending, as a good party always does, with nipples!
