> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Harper's Bazaar May 2022 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/harpers-bazaar-may-2022/ - Published: 2022-04-27T17:45:41.000Z - Updated: 2022-04-27T15:46:27.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18 ## Lauren Hutton ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/04/hbz050122coverlauren-1650999342.jpg) ... did Mercury Retrograde go viral?!? Or did they just mean that this is the story of how that whole concept became widely known, and now kind of a catchphrase of sorts? Anyway, this is a great photo of Lauren. I enjoy also that she is posing in exactly the way that I, at 44, would do it: hands holding the girls more or less where I would prefer them to be on their own, and arms crossed to make sure nothing extra is exposed, like when, oh, I don't know, you're changing and your kids barge in without knocking. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLLaurenHutton_001-1650999351.jpg) I like this one better, especially because it's closer, but I'm sure they wanted the LAUREN HUTTON IS TOPLESS ON HARPER'S BAZAAR headline, which I should have given them too I guess for SEO purposes. Oh well! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLLaurenHutton_002-1650999360.jpg) "Hang on. I have a vision. I'm in a trench coat, with detachable sweater sleeves, and suddenly I plant my feet..." ## HBZ050122WELLLaurenHutton\_008-1650999380 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLLaurenHutton_008-1650999380.jpg) "And then BAM, we do some sumo squats." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLLaurenHutton_009-1650999390.jpg) I like that she's not holding up her boobs in this one, but the picture itself isn't as good so I can see why it's not cover material. I love that they included it though. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLLaurenHutton_010-1650999399.jpg) Her smile truly is iconic. ## Sora Choi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122CoverSora-1650999409.jpg) This is SO dramatic and effective, and really does feel -- with all the bright makeup -- like the front of a beauty-focused issue, kind of the way Allure would focus in on creative makeup. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLSora_002-1650999418.jpg) I love this. I want this to be her movie poster for, like, Fast and Furious 11, which will not have a clever name, but they'll just turn the spines of the two Fs into 1s. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLSora_005-1650999446.jpg) Here, she is SO bored waiting for her pants to come out of the sewing machine. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLSora_004-1650999436.jpg) I get that this is arty, but I do not love that this looks like one half of her face is swelling up from being punched. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLSora_009-1650999459.jpg) And then like... here she's been kidnapped or something? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLSora_003-1650999427.jpg) And now she's hiding in a bathroom? I don't know. Her shoot is not as successful for me, and I think WAY too jarringly different in artistic direction than the other three. ## Jill Kortleve ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122CoverJill-1650999473.jpg) I guess the boob-grab dresses are here to stay. (Lauren Hutton's pose was on-trend then!) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLJillKortleve_004-1650999485.jpg) Jill is what they're calling a "curve model" -- a term she uses in the piece, at least -- which refers to someone above the standard sample size of 0 and 2\. It is bananas to me -- but obviously not surprising -- that anyone with this body would be considered outside a desirable standard. She looks great. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLJillKortleve_005-1650999496.jpg) I'm not sure I needed this exact camera angle on it, though. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLJillKortleve_006-1650999510.jpg) Her face is very arresting. She reminds me a little of Jordana Brewster. (Just a very little. It's the stronger brows, which Jordana held onto -- WISELY -- at a time when most other people did not.) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLJillKortleve_007-1650999522.jpg) Jill is very good at twisting herself into shapes that would not be comfortable if I tried them, and may NOT be comfortable for her either, but she doesn't ever look like she's straining. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLJillKortleve_011-1650999534.jpg) This is like a gorgeous sunscreen editorial. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLJillKortleve_013-1650999549.jpg) No wonder she's so distraught. She's about to slide off the chair. ## Imaan Hammam ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122CoverHamman-1650999560.jpg) I misread that as "Imaan Hammam on BLOGGING," which would have been a surprise. She is beautiful, but honestly, she looks a little bored in all her photos. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLImaan_003-1650999583.jpg) The vibe here is very, "You said I had to wear it. You did not say I had to be happy about it." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLImaan_006-1650999612.jpg) This is very Behind the Scenes at the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Auditions, where there is SO much waiting around. ## HBZ050122WELLImaan\_002-1650999572 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLImaan_002-1650999572.jpg) There is maybe... a HINT more vulnerability in this one? ## \-1650999597 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLImaan_005-1650999597.jpg) "Mom, are you f\*cking kidding me with this? Maria's curfew is after midnight." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/04/HBZ050122WELLImaan_007-1650999625.jpg) "MOM. Do not call Maria's mother and ask if that's true. FINE. I'll come home at 11:30." [It's Lovely to See Lauren Hutton on a Cover AgainAt 78, she's topless (technically) on Harper's Bazaar this month.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2022/04/hbz050122coverlauren-1650999342.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-lovely-to-see-lauren-hutton-on-a-cover-again-04-2022/)