LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 7: Janelle Monae arrives at the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridgeís on November 7, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
I can't help thinking that her mammary ornaments look Flinstonian. Like, where her nipples would be are two big white rocks that KIND OF look like bone chunks, so you could argue that this is what Fred Flintstone would buy Wilma to celebrate if he ever got a huge promotion at work and then sold his life rights to an animation company.
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 7: Janelle Monae at the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridgeís on November 7, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
"And they only hurt a little!"
Jenna Ortega in Dior
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 7: Jenna Ortega arrives at the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridgeís on November 7, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Dior described this dress as "gold fishnet," and indeed it is, so perhaps that explains why she kept the coat buttoned up all night.
Jessie Buckley
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 7: Jessie Buckley at the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridgeís on November 7, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
I actually don't hate this for her, although I wish her hair didn't have QUITE so much product in it. Also, as this shade of brunette, she reminds me a little of Selma Blair when SHE had this color hair.
Geri Halliwell
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Geri Halliwell-Horner attends the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
Ginger is deviating from her once-stated goal of always wearing white. I appreciate this! Thank you for throwing us a curveball, Geri, especially when your isle generally doesn't even care about baseball.
India Amarteifio
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: India Ria Amarteifio attends the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
If you lose an earring, she's got you covered.
Arsema Thomas
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Arsema Thomas attends the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
BLESS YOU for this hit of power red, Lady Danbury. Love the accessories.
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Phoebe Waller-Bridge attends the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
That's a very pretty necklace, and this is all par for the course for Phoebe. She's hit better, but probably also hit worse.
Emerald Fennell in Jenny Packham
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Emerald Fennell attends the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
I love the sleeves. I approve with the caveat that her makeup MIGHT be a bit daytimey... but honestly, the slicked back hair could also be mitigating the effect of that.
Francesca Hayward
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Francesca Hayward arrives at the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
This looks like Army surplus.
Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Armani
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Gugu Mbatha-Raw, winner of the Philanthropist award, poses at the Harper's Bazaar Women of the Year Awards 2023 at Claridge's Hotel on November 7, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/ Getty Images for Harper's Bazaar)
Beautiful!
Olivia Colman
LONDON, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 07: Olivia Colman attends the Harper's Bazaar Women Of The Year Awards 2023 at The Ballroom of Claridge’s on November 07, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)
In yesterday's post, Jessica encouraged her to take off her coat and stay awhile, and apparently SHE DID. But I hope she didn't stay too long, as the plumber was supposed to come by to swap out her low-flow showerhead with something fancier.
